Ohana | S. Rogers [2]

13| Boredom

Earth's Mightiest Heroes.

Galileo Galilei;
You guys know I don't ask for much...

The Colonel;
A Stark not asking for much? What is this?

Mama Spider;
She wants something. I can sense it.

Baby Spider;
My spidey senses are tingling.

Brother Sousa;
You can't say that, Gal! That's my line!
I'm the one who doesn't ask for much!

Birdie;
Kid, don't ever say that your 'spidey senses are tingling'. It sounds so wrong in so many ways.

Baby Spider;
But it's true??

Birdie;
By the way, I'm now known as Birdie?
What's Clint's chat name?

Archer;
Something better than Birdie.
Finally, I am known for what I do.

Mama Spider;
Asking for an Avengers discount at Starbucks?

Archer;
Aside from that.

Brother Sousa;
You get an Avengers discount at Starbucks?

Archer;
Being an Avenger has its perks.
😎

Baby Spider;
Big deal. I get free churros.

Starky;
Why do you not share these free churros? I thought we were family?
Share with your uncle Tony.

Capsicle;
What about me, your father?

Baby Spider;
Oh now you're my father? Where were you when my mother was buying me Strawberry Shortcakes?

Brother Sousa;
According to my calculations, Steven Grant Rogers was in ice when Gali met you.

Starky;
He was defrosted with blowdryers.
I heard that Phil watched him sleep.

Mama Spider;
I can confirm. 🙋

Diva;
Interesting.
Tell me more of the ghost-man's secrets.

Sparkles;
Brother, stop trying to embarrass people.

Diva;

Starky;
What the...?

Galileo Galilei;
Who the hell showed Loki memes?

Archer;
I don't know. 👀 Who did so indeed? 👀

Binky;
Me-me?

Starky;
It's pronounced meme, Frosty the Snowman.