Ohana | S. Rogers [2]

26| Where are your seven PhDs now Bruce?

EARTH'S STUPIDEST PEOPLE AND ONE DECENT ROLE MODEL

Tony;
You guys know I don't ask for much

Natasha;
What do you want now, Gali?

Galilea;
Hey, I didn't say anything!

Natasha;
Oh, sorry. I just read the message, not who sent it. Sorry, angel

Galilea;
It's okay, darling

Tony;
AS I WAS SAYING
It has come to my attention that not everyone has gotten their dresses and tuxedos for the dinner and symphony

Clint;
Chill, we still have time

Tony;
It's in TWO DAYS

Thor;
More than enough time

Gio;
Two days? Fuck, I thought it was next week! Why didn't anyone tell me?!

Tony;
I've been reminding you guys everyday for the past two weeks. How can you have forgotten?

Kamilla;
This is Gio we're talking about

Tony;
You're right. A fish is more responsible than him

Gio;

Peter;
I have my tux ready!

Sam;
Only because Gali took care of your tux and Steve's

Steve;
Why, Gio? Why turn me into a meme?

Loki;
Embrace it, Steve

Bucky;
Excuse me, but I have my tux picked out. I'm ready

Sam;
Maria and I also have our things in order

Jane;
I'm ready. Thor isn't

Galilea:
Remind us again, Tony, why you and Pepper organized a dinner and symphony the night before your wedding?

Tony;
Because we are sophisticated people. We need to appreciate culture

Steve;
You picked the free concert night

Loki;
Cheap

Gio;
Tony, we aren't sophisticated people. We're trash. We're the trashiest people you know. The other day I saw Bucky and Bruce fighting over the last slice of pizza. Later that day I saw Clint toasting marshmallows over the stove and ate one that was still on fire! Another day I saw Peter as Spider-Man and Loki in his green and gold suit, sitting on the edge of a building eating hotdogs. There's fan art of that day!

Loki;
Really?

Gio;