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•pre-infinity war rant•

spoiler alert: i will be talking about many of the rumors surrounding infinity war and my predictions that go along with them. so if you haven't see infinity war yet, read at your own risk!! (:

okay hi i'm sorry i know i've been talking about infinity war literally nonstop for like the past month but i have  
s o   m u c h   t o   r a n t   a b o u t.

first of all, i'd like to say rest in peace to peddapasupula baash, a man who died while watching the movie.

he died

while watching

the movie

this poor poor man!!! asldkfjasdl;sflk;f

the movie is really so stressful, that it gave someone a heart attack!!???

i can't

i'm literally not going to survive it.

i'm so so so scared.

and like i've been told so many contradicting things about this movie, i don't know what to believe!!

i was told that i'm going to hate the movie.

i've been told i'm going to love it.

i've been told that everyoNE diES.

but i've also been told that only two die (presumably steve and tony :'().

and yet, apparently 90% of the heroes die?

but i also heard that no one dies!! (which i HIGHLY DOUBT)

and just ahhhh

and what literally everybody tells me is that i'm going to sob a lot which i honestly believe.

i've cried so many times this week just thinking about it, and honestly, i know i'm probably being overdramatic, but i just ughadfkljas;lksflkjsdf;fsk

i DONT KNOW WHAT I'LL DO IF MY BABIES DIE

I LOVE THEM ALL

EVEN HAPPY

and people have said that i, specifically, will be upset, which really worries me because pretty much everyone knew who my favouite characters are so...

i just can't.

i found this list a while ago, that i agreed with. (NoT HAPpILY tHO I DOn'T WANT STEVE TO DIE :( :( :()

but now i'm beginning to think it's completely wrong.

i'm guessing loki dies at the beginning, because i've heard that something tragic happens within the first five minutes... and loki is the only one that makes sense..

but

I DONT WANT HIM TO DIEEEE :(

i love loki so much

but loki does have a way of faking his death.. so maybe it's just that?

IDK BUT I'M CRYING JUST THINKING ABOUT IT.

and I HEARD THAT SOMETHING HAPPENS TO PETER APPARENTLY!!!!

peter and bucky were literally the only two characters that i truly believed marvel wouldn't kill off. BuT I DONT KNOW ANYMORE.

HOW COULD THEY DO SOMETHING TO PETER HE'S ONLY A TEENAGER.

AND BUCKY TOO IF THEY KILL BUCKY I WILL ACTUALLY SET MARVEL ON FIRE. HE JUST GOT BACK HE HAS SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR THEY CAN'T KILL HIM.

but i heard

i heard that "a bunch of dynamic duos are broken up because one of them dies"

yoU Know who's a DYNAmIC dUO?

•BUCKY AND STEVE

•THOR AND LOKI

•ROCKET AND GROOT

•WANDA AND VISION

•CLINT AND NATASHA

sdfkljad;alsk;lkafdsfd;k;flkfslkj  aNd sO MaNY MORE

okay okay okay i need to calm down we're going to talk about these in a peaceful manner.

i feel like everyone assumed that steve and tony would die.. which makes sense, because they've been in so many movies and have been there for so long. but i really don't want either of them to dieeee. however, since it's so predictable, i feel like they wouldn't kill off steve yet... because we all know marvel is one for surprises. buttttt if they don't kill steve, that would mean bucky would die if the "dynamic duo" thing is real. i just ahhh i don't want bucky to die. in the comics, he becomes captain america.. but the mcu never really follows closely to the comics.  he juST CANT DIEeeee. i really do think steve will die and it breaks my heartttt. i mean, at least have them die together with a cute stucky scene beforehand (idec if it's just platonic at this point i just want them to be together and happy); that would be so much better than having jUST ONE OF THEM LIVE. also... apparently bucky being romantically involved with wanda is a thing?? i  heard that somewhere... and i really really really hope it's not true. it's not even about stucky at this point, i just want wanda and vision to be together happpilyyyy. they had so much chemistry!!! (unlike steve and sharon *cough cough*).
and clint??
where is clint!?
if he becomes bad i'm going to be so sad.
i loved him he deserved so much more.
poor bb.
scott too, where is scott!!???
ughshajakala
oh also
i've accidentally seen a lot of these "infinty war spoilers with no context" things.
and they're all like pictures of bubbles, and rabbits and the gif of the tenth doctor's regeneration (the "i don't want to go") 😭😭
whaT DOES THIS MEAn
i just
i can't
i'm actually having so much anxiety over this
over a movie
a fictional movie
whY IS IT BREAKING ME SO MUCH
and there better be a sherlock reference in the movie because there are literally two sherlocks and a watson so.
wait.. is Everett Ross in it??
i actually don't even know.
also
wouldn't it be funny if rocket said he needed bucky's arm?
because you know..
the thingy
juSt AH I NEED SOME HUMOR IN THIS MOVIE IF IM GOING TO BE CRYING FOR SO LONG.
ughhhhhhhhhh
i'm so sadddddd
i don't want things to change :( :( :(

just

come to my funeral dressed as fictional characters please.

it was nice knowing you all, but i'm actually not going to survive this movie.

i've been writing this all week but i'm not going to post it until right before i see the movie, so it's okay if your comments contain spoilers or tell me how wrong my predictions are >< because i won't be reading them until after the movie.