My Lucky Strike [Kaminari Denki x Reader]

a special

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-chat-

You: dneiji

Denki: y/n?

You: picdks me uods

Denki: what?

You: i saiud pcik me ufdos

Denki: pick you up?

You: yeeeeeeeeeessf

Denki: where are you?

You: hoem

Denki: what?

You: i sadis sheom

Denki: Y/n are you drunk???

You: no isa m not demkiu dont sayd dat to me yfiodisu piecew of carps

Denki: where are you???

You: I SAID SHOME 

Denki: home?

You: ugfdsh loewve mew

Denki: Y/n.... im busy. plus I cant read that shit

You: yOUR JSUT GIV9INFG YOURWE4LF A HANFD SJOB

Denki: no im not...

You: hA LUIER

Denki: i aint a lier y/n.

You: I JSUR ASKED KRISIHIMA WHERR ARES YOU AND HE SAIDS YOUDR IN HIS HOHEYS GCING YIOURSEEFL A HANDSJOB!/EDW BUT I THOUDSGH I WASA ENOUGH FOR YOUB 

Denki: yep youre drunk

You: lET ME gisabF YOU A BLOWJSDOPB

Denki: y/N GO SLEEP

You: NODT UNTIL YIOUS LET MEW SGIVE YOYU A BLOWJOB

Denki: okay i will if you sleep

You: n OFDPOP I WANT ITR NHEOW

Denki: y/n look your drunk, im busy

You: bsut gibing yourslef a hanasdfjob hahsabhabnahaha

-another chat

(Kirishima's big sis let us call her kiki bc y not :>)

Kiki: oi y/n your bf is in our house again

You: IM CRSUONG LEAVE ME ALOIBNE DENBKI TOLD ME IMSA DRUNKS

Kiki: you are hun.

You: noooooooooooooooooooosp

Kiki: want me to call Ochaco and tell her to come over there?

You: yesds pleadse

Kiki: alrite kid

You: oh bythe waysa whatsa ias Denbku8 dsoin g?>:F

Kiki: what ur bf is doing?

You: yeyeyyeyeywbhn

(kiki shouts and asks kirishima)

"OOOOIIII KIRISHIMA WHAT'S DENKI DOING????????? IM TALKING WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!"

"HE'S DOING SOMETHING BAD AND ITS JUICY PIECE OF SHIT IS ALL OVER MY BED!!!!!!"

"KIRISHIMA YOU'RE GAY?!!?!?!?!?! WELL I KNOW THAT BUT WHY NOW!!!!!!"

"IM NOT GAY SIS!!!!!!!!!! HE'S MASTUR-"

"OKAY!!!!!!!!! I DONT CARE ANYMORE"

- in chat

Kiki: he's fucking himself.

You: im sober. that piece of shit is dead meat. i'm coming over. hope you dont mind.

Kiki: yeeeaaah but damn ur cool

You: not as cool as todoroki though

Kiki: no one can be cooler than him i swear.

You: i know.... its sad

Kiki: COME OVER NOW I JUST HEARD DENKI MOANING SO LOUD

You: no never mind go fix that yourselves.

Kiki: YOU PIECE OF SHIT

---- the end :>

o btw if ur thinking why cant i do the cover my self.

boi. my phone's broken. my parents doesnt want to buy me another one na dthe computer--- i dont know how to :>>>>>

(Got a phone- still accepting if your gonna make one--)

i bet no ones gonna make a cover-