Dbh Connor x reader

vINES

These are literally just gonna be vines.

This message is for Gavin Reed

Connor: "IT'S FREE!"
(Y/n): "REAL ESTATE!"
Connor: "We're giving you land."
(Y/n): "It's free."
Connor: "We're giving you a house."
(Y/n): "It's real estate. It's free."
Connor: "This is free real estate."
(Y/n) "Yea you gotta bring furniture but the house is free."
Connor: "It's a free house it's got a pool in the back."
(Y/n): "I'm not carrying these keys around all day it's for your house!"
Connor: "tHe house is FREE!"
(Y/n): "Gavin come get your free house."
Connor: "THE HOUSE IS FREE!"
(Y/n): "Gavin!"
Connor: "It's free real estate."

It's literally just a dumpster with a kiddy pool behind it.

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*Hank causally vaping*
*makes a circle on the table*
Connor: *blows vape cloud away*
Hank: cONNOR

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Connor: unlock the door hank
Hank: nO
Connor: yOU LOCKING DOORS HANK YOU LOCKING DOORS
*kicks down door*
Hank: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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(Y/n): *vapes*
Connor: wow.

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Hank: Connor can you read this report for us?
Connor: no I can not. What up I'm Connor I'm 19 and I never fuckin learned how to read.

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Connor: I thought you were bae! Turns out your just fam
(Y/n): bruh
Connor: 🤟🏻

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(Y/n): I want to see my little boy
Connor: *holding cat* here he comes
(Y/n): I want to see my little boy

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Gavin: *says something unintelligent*
Connor: hUh that is not correct because according to the encyclopedia dhklbfkbskbxlnfl

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Connor: Welcome to Jericho we're all children of Markus
(Y/n): *snorting cocaine*
North: *probably drinking blue blood*
Connor: Kumbaya my lorddddddd

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(Y/n): gIMME YOUR FUCKIN MONEY
*throws Gavin across room*
Connor: oH

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Completely giving up
Starring:
Hank
and
Hank
With special guest
Hank
Introducing
Hank

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Gavin: Sorry I fell asleep waiting for you to make me a sandwich
(Y/n): go back to sleep and sTARVE

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Connor: Road work ahead? Yeah I sure hope it does
(Y/n): Connor that's not what it's saying nvm.

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(Y/n): *standing around*
Connor: *goss up behind them* Welcome to Chili's!
(Y/n): *cries*

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Connor: *drops bag of tortilla chips* hUrricane Katrina?? More like hurricane tortillaaaaa
(Y/n): please Connor it's 3 am in the morning

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Daniel: yOU WANNA FUCKIN DIE?????
Connor: ay I'm a bad bitch you cAN'T KILL ME

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Hank: oKAY you're in TIME OUT! Get on top of the fridge!
Connor: *climbing on top of the fridge* tHIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE

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Connor: I got diagnosed with cool guy syndrome Hahahah now I take Adderall hahahaha

fin