Hank: I look back on being 17 and think, 'Oh my god, how did I not die?'
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Connor: All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it.
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Amanda: you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair
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Gavin: Anyone who's seen my dick and met my parents need to die; I can't have them roaming around.
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Kara: In terms of like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin
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Markus: I'm standing in the basement and I'm holding a red cup, you've seen movies. And I'm standing there holding a red cup and I'm starting to black out and I guess someone said like something something police. And in a brilliant moment of word association I yelled "Fuck da police!" And everyone else joined in. A hundred drunk white children yelling fuck da police
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Rk900: You remember being 12, when you're like "No one look at me or I'll kill myself."
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Kara: This is an on fire garbage can,,,,,,or a nursery
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Hank: I'll keep all my emotions right here *points to chest* and then one day I'll die
It's not a lot
Then again nothings ever a lot when I write
Jokes aside
These are all fat moods
And that's all
Thx
Jk most of my grades have like a 2, 5, 4, and 3
I just went out of order but oh well
I only have one 1 for a grade
YOU ARE READING
Dbh Connor x reader
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