Dbh Connor x reader

Vines.....pT. 3

Connor: hA snack cam!
RK900: bItch I hope the fuck you do you be a dead son of a bitch I tell ya that
Connor: *backs away*

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Hank: *stirring mac and cheese*
Connor: that's what good pussy sounds like
Hank: cONNOR

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Connor: there's only one thing worst than a rapist bOOm
(Y/n): a child
Connor: no

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RK900: *pours oil on floor*
Connor: *spreads oil around* Gavin run in here and come get y'all coffee
Gavin: *runs in* aaaAAAAAAAA *slams into oven*
RK900: oh my gawd
Gavin: *cries*

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(Y/n): oH I love working here at the department we have a lot of laughs
(Y/n): *walking past co-worker* fuck off Janet I'm not going to your fucking baby shower

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(Y/n): hey Connor you alright?
Connor: *after getting shot like 5 times* what bitch I'm like eXtravaGENT

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Connor: I'm just saying that you can't be sure that it wasn't you
Rk900: that's ridiculous of course it wasn't me
Connor: Marijuana is a memory-loss drug so maybe you wouldn't remember
Rk900: I would remember
Connor: well how could you if it erased your memory?
Rk900: that's not how it works!
Connor: well how do you know how it works?
Rk900: Knock it off I'm interviewing you!
Connor: nO you said I would be conducting this interview the moment I walked in the door, now how much pot did you smoke??
Rk900: *shook*

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Connor: *walking out of meeting* *smacks back of Gavin's head*
Gavin: *processes what happened* aaaa AAAAAAAAA *falls onto floor*
Fowler: uhhh someone stop him

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(Y/n): Gavin you can't sit with us
Gavin: actually (Y/n) I can't sit anywhere I have *cue hip jams* hemorrhoids

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Connor: dumbass department with these dumbass people
Rk900: hey
Connor: hey *walks away* fucking bitch

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Hank: hey kid-
Rk900: you not my dAd! You just wanna hear something ugly ass fuckin

Don't worry he'll come around eventually

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Connor & (y/n): *investigating a sewer* oh my god what is that-
Clown: you want some penis enlargement pills

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Amanda: saw you hanging out with Connor yesterday
Rk900: A-Amanda it's not whatchu think
Amanda: I won't hesitate bitch *shoots him*

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Connor: hOw do you know what's good for me?
Rk900: that's mY OPINION
(Y/n): :0
Hank: :/

Fin

random thoughts:

- I'd fucking perish for Hermann ://// I'm sorry
- have y'all seen that Detroit become human Connor brothers au on tumblr and stuff? Cuz I support that
- start school in soon

- bet if Connor sang he'd sound like Charlie Puth sorry I don't make the rules