Vines that butter my avocado toast

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Markus: nOrth I have something to tell you
North: what is it honey?
Markus: North I got an A-bor-tion

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Kara: Today I will be playing Mozart's symphony no. 40 in G-minor.
*Heugh*
Kara: oh my god

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Connor: *places stuffed rat on break room counter*
Gavin: *walking into break room* HHSSKSHHH *runs*

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Ralph: come to Del Taco they got-they gotta free hAHA Fr e sh a voca do! Fr e sh a voca do!!11!1!

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Hank: Connor hurry up we're gonna be late for work
Connor: chill dude I don't know why you're in a big time rush

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Gavin: we don't need an android around the department because I do all the work!
(Y/n): Is it crack? Is that what you smoke? You smoke crack?

Gavin: we don't need an android around the department because I do all the work!(Y/n): Is it crack? Is that what you smoke? You smoke crack?

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(A little thing I made for fun)

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Connor: c'mon sumo
Sumo: *hops down stairs*

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Kara: Happy birthday Alice!
Alice: I can't swim

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Connor: *does a kick flip*
(Y/n): oH my gowd. Oh my gowd he on X games mode oh my gowd

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(Y/n): how did you take some captain America?
Connor: We shot him in zhe legs because his shield is zhe size of a dinner plate and he's an idiot

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Connor: McDonald's! McDonald's! McDonald's!
Rk900: *pulls into drive thru* One black coffee.
Connor: b i c h

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