Connor: *talking about a case* so I'm sitting there. Barbecue sauce on my titties.
(Y/n): hUHUHUHUHUHUH *falls to ground laughing*Hank: we all die you either kill yourself or get killed *does a weird dance???*
Connor: dude your speech was so good!
RK900: oh wow reallybecauseitwasmostlyimprovand-
Connor: oH my god why can't you take a fREAKING COMPLIMAAAAAAAAAAAHank: *drunk™️*
Connor: *pours water on Hank*
Hank: *doesn't even open his eyes* Hello?Rk900 and Connor: *posing for a picture*
Hank: now say Colorado!
Gavin: *skiing by* IMMA GIRAFFE!Connor: since you don't like coffee I got you this! *hands Gavin bag*
Gavin: ohh my god I love chipotle~Connor: Who are you?
Rk900: I'm You! But a topSsksksksksksks
Kara: do it for the vine!
Alice: I ain't gonna do it!
Kara: do it for the vine
Alice: I ain't gonna do it *starts dancing*
(Y/n): ayyy *starts clapping along*
Kara: do it for the vine!(Y/n): this bitch empty
Connor: *throws can* yEETConnor: what are THOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE?????
Hank: They are my crocsGavin: I said whoever threw that paper, your mom's a hoe
Markus: You FRICKIN' FRICKS! When will you learn???? When will you learn, THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
North: who is that? Is he cool?
Markus: Connor? He's cool
North: who's your favourite superhero?
Connor: uh Matilda?
North: Alright, he's coolConnor: dad! *gets into car* Dad they following me dad they following me!
Hank: *starting car* who?? Who is following you?
Connor: the bugs.
Hank: *stops* the bugs?I haven't been productive hahahahaha

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