Dbh Connor x reader

Vines that are as good as Canada Dry

I'm supposed to be working on a project but I saw a video about some rare vines and i started screaming.
This is gonna be short

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*at beach*
Kara: where's my fucking Kindle

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*in basement*
Connor: *pauses* (Y/n) said not to-
Deviant: pull your fucking pants down
Connor: okay *pause* These handcuffs are too tight

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Connor: dude those pants are tight
Gavin: aw thx dude :)
Connor: no they're really tight
Gavin: yea dude
Connor: no I can literally see the outline of your penis

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Hank: how'd you meet Rk900 anyways?
Connor: we met online actually
Hank: oh cool what site?
Connor: Ancestry.com
Hank: nice-hhhuh w h a t
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Connor: *talking to baby* can you say dada?
Baby: da,,da,,,,d a d d y?
Connor: E W not cool dude that's for your mom to call me

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Rk900: I barely got any sleep last night
Gavin: ah all those bad bitches you got kept you up all night huh
Rk900: ha no it was my anxiety and depression
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Hank: *grabs gun and shoots Connor*
Connor: *falls back* *bird flies out of gunshot wound*

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Kid: *walks into (Y/n) and Connor's bedroom* hey mom, dad, oh you're having sex. Nice anyways I'm going to the store do you want anything?

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Rk900 and Rk800 from cyberlife tower: yo this is a message to all our bitchass haters, we're really sensitive so can you please stop.

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Connor: *looks at (y/n)*
(Y/n): yes?
Connor: *opens mouth* *makes a rubber duck noise*

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Gavin: *sings* so what if I'm the monSTÁÂÄÆÃÅĀ
Connor: *spits out tea*
Rk900: *sips tea*

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I saw the monster one and I fucking screamed I started crying like