Dbh Connor x reader

Vines that give me cardiac arrest

Simon: pLEASE DON'T DO COCAINE AY COCAINE RUIN YOUR BRAIN AY PLEASE DON'T DO COCAINE
Connor & Markus: *bopping their heads to the beat*
Kara: *Is concerned*

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Connor: I want a church girl that go to church,,,aNd read her biiiible

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Hank: *drunk in the woods* look it's a fuckin bear
Bear: *jumps*
Hank: nOOOOOOOOOOO oh shit he's fine.

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Gavin: Four female ghostbusters? The feminist are taking over
I'm an adult virgin

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Hank: You stupid
Connor: No I'm not
Hank: what's 9+10?
Connor: 21

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Gavin: Next time you put your hands on me imma fuckin rip your face off bitch
Rk900: What'd he do to you?
Gavin: cuz he fuckin pushed me

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Evil Connor: I brought you Frankensence
Connor: Thank you
Evil Connor: I also brought you mur.
Connor: thank you-
Evil Connor: Murder
Connor: *gasp* Judas

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Hank: parents! Excuse my pottymouth. Shut the fuck up

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Markus: this bitch called me ugly. I said bitch where? She said under all that makeup. I said bitch where??

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Gavin: to put a long fuckin story short. I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
(Y/n) the medic: Hi what the fuck

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Gavin: *gets knocked out*
Hank: somebody ohhhhhh
Connor: He need some milk

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Amanda: so you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift
Connor & Rk900: happy birthday?
Amanda: *smacks both*

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All y'alls comments on my little rant really boosted my mood like damn. That's a lotta love guys I'm overwhelmed.

Thank you all for your kind words of wisdom and such. Yes school may be hella important but I should probably take care of my mental health first.

And if y'all need a rant then I'm open it's just I might get to it late bc of classes. But I'm all open for if someone's needs to talk

Y'all give too much love I'm quaking
What a fuckin community
Hats off to y'all
Thanks for sticking around
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