11/10 give good pets

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Requested by @DBHConnorLover
Changed it from a half human half dog to just an android with dog ears and a tail.

Cyberlife really let themselves go.
This wasn't a glow up
This was a weird anime phase they were going through.
After all that android revolution stuff it's gone downhill.

Well the design was made by kamski
Safe to say he's a weird man.

Half dog half android thing?
That can sniff out drugs and help with investigations?
It's Connor but with actual dog features.

"My name is (Y/n) and I'm the android sent by cyberlife." You wave, tail wagging and ears twitching? Twitching is the right word to use here right?

"I sniff out drugs and evidence. Kinda like a police dog. I can also lick things to analyze them." Also safe to say most of the department was a little..distracted.

"Straight out of an anime." One officer said and he was right. A grey sweater with YN800 on it and with a dark grey school girl skirt? It practically screams "Hey look at me I'm every guys fantasy!"

Complete with (H/c) hair too soft to be human (well minus the obvious tail and ears) but with boots that can knock out a guy.

The android is a mix of sugar and spice. But she's definitely not nice if you get on her bad side. Gavin will demonstrate this.

"aw cyberlife sent their very own doggy. How adorable." Gavin walks up to you "What else can you do doggy? Can you sit?" He goes to place his hand on your head but you grab his wrist.

"Don't you fucking touch me." You smile and punch him square in the face. Yikes.

"A little more bite than bark don't you think Connor?"
"I think she's great."

Hank glances at his partner who is obviously head over heels for this new android girl. He looks back and forth between the new android and his partner: both are fairly innocent, probably likes dogs, can kill and will kill...it's a perfect match!

"Then go talk to her. Android to android, it's pretty clear that she's a deviant like you." "Right." Hank isn't even sure anymore if Connor is in control of himself because he's stumbling around and is just a nervous wreck.

"Hi I'm Connor." "Hello!" "So uh have you had your first case yet?" You frown "No. no ones has given me any cases, they just kinda stare at me." Connor frowns.

"You can go on a case with me if you'd like." He likes the way your eyes light up "Yes! I'm so excited, you don't even know how many people have tried to pet me and stuff it's annoying." Your tail wags.

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"So why did they make your design like..that?" Hank asks you "I'm not sure. Mr. Kamski designed it, I think to make it have a more friendly appeal." That was only a logical guess but it could be true.

You didn't need a tail and ears to sniff out drugs and stuff.

You arrive at a home surrounded by police and reporters. "Don't say anything to the reporters and just go on in." Hank tells you and you respond with a nod.

"What happened here?" "It appears there's been a murder of a family here. The android also appears to be severely damaged." "That rules out the android killing them." You sniff the air "Red ice." You follow the trail.

"The father was using it." You look around the master bedroom "He hid it in the bedside table drawers." You lift the mattress "And also here. There seems to be a lot of it." Connor nods "good job (y/n)." You two stand around awkwardly.

"You can pet my head I guess. Just this once." He places his hand gently on top of your head "Soft isn't it." "Yea." "Did I do good?" "11/10."


"Do you have a dog?"
"Yes I do why?"
"I can smell it."

This took an interesting direction.
But making it an android instead of a half human half dog worked better for me.

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