Legolas: AADA I DONT WANT IT I DONT WANT IT I DONT
Thranduil: It's just a turnip, ion nin, it's okay. Shhh. It'll be okay.
Legolas: NO ITS ICKY I DONT WANT TO TOUCH IT IT CAME FROM THAT DWARF
Thranduil: Just pretend it's a dead thing. It's what it looks like.
Legolas: ....*whimper*....ooookayyy *gingerly picks up one of Bombur's turnips*
Thranduil: There, see.
Legolas: Bleeeargh *throws it*
Thranduil: Okay, you're going to have to help me with the rest of this stuff.
Legolas: Fine. *picks up map of hobbiton* This could be useful.
Thranduil: If we could read it, that is.
Legolas: What about this? *picks up a gold coin*
Thranduil: OOOOH SHINYY
Legolas: Ada.
Thranduil: *innocently* What.
Legolas: It's a piece of gold.
Thranduil: Wow, really.
Legolas: It's not like the Star of Elendil or anything.
Thranduil: Obviously not. But lets keep it, we can spend it on a piece of...
Legolas: Cake? Please cake.
Thranduil: ...fine. But it has to be chocolate raspberry.
Legolas: Okay.
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What Actually Happened With Thorin in Mirkwood
FanfictionThorin Oakenshield and Co. show up in Mirkwood. But after being arrested, the sassy Elvenking and his son have a few words for them.
