Your Doctor Is Satan?

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MyBoiBryan: I have a question

QueenKay: mhm?

MyBoiBryan: which new generation harry potter character is your favorite?

QueenKay: hmm....James Sirius Potter

MyBoiBryan: How!? Mines Albus

QueenKay: 3 words...funny..as..shiat

MyBoiBryan: wow, that's the only reason?

QueenKay: no, he's hot as well

MyBoiBryan: okay. well that's not what you should look in for a guy

QueenKay: you think I don't know that!? Honestly, I'm not THAT stupid! Only 75%

MyBoiBryan: so that means...your 25 percent smart?

QueenKay: mhm!

MyBoiBryan: well honestly that means your more stupid than smart

QueenKay: mhm. I know

MyBoiBryan: and how do you know?

QueenKay: because, my doctor says

MyBoiBryan: and who is your doctor?

QueenKay: Satan...obviously

MyBoiBryan: ya'll need jesus!

QueenKay: i know, that's what everyone else reccomends too

MyBoiBryan: no seriously

QueenKay: I know! Everyone else says I need Jesus as my doctor!

MyBoiBryan: yep...you REALLY are 25% smart...

QueenKay: thank you for FINALLY getting it right!

MyBoiBryan: Anyways, I need to make a video with Jacksepticeye

QueenKay: what? Did you say, Jacksepdickdie?
(I love Jack, no hae sorry if that offended you)
MyBoiBryan: woow that's REALLY offensive

QueenKay: *JACKSEPTICYE

MyBoiBryan: ?

QueenKay: my friend was talking trash about him earlier and I guess it autocorrected t Jacksepdickdie

MyBoiBryan: ohhhh

QueenKay: bich, Did you REALLY think I'd be THAT mean not to stand up for Jack Kind!

MyBoiBryan: well...maybe

QueenKay:....you suck....

MyBoiBryan: sorry..

QueenKay: I'm not sorry!

MyBoiBryan: seriously...more song lyrics?

QueenKay: hellz yeaz bichz

MyBoiBryan: ...there is no dealing with you...

QueenKay: but, i'd totally reccomend satan...

MyBoiBryan: And I reccomend Jesus

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