MyBoiBryan: I have a question
QueenKay: mhm?
MyBoiBryan: which new generation harry potter character is your favorite?
QueenKay: hmm....James Sirius Potter
MyBoiBryan: How!? Mines Albus
QueenKay: 3 words...funny..as..shiat
MyBoiBryan: wow, that's the only reason?
QueenKay: no, he's hot as well
MyBoiBryan: okay. well that's not what you should look in for a guy
QueenKay: you think I don't know that!? Honestly, I'm not THAT stupid! Only 75%
MyBoiBryan: so that means...your 25 percent smart?
QueenKay: mhm!
MyBoiBryan: well honestly that means your more stupid than smart
QueenKay: mhm. I know
MyBoiBryan: and how do you know?
QueenKay: because, my doctor says
MyBoiBryan: and who is your doctor?
QueenKay: Satan...obviously
MyBoiBryan: ya'll need jesus!
QueenKay: i know, that's what everyone else reccomends too
MyBoiBryan: no seriously
QueenKay: I know! Everyone else says I need Jesus as my doctor!
MyBoiBryan: yep...you REALLY are 25% smart...
QueenKay: thank you for FINALLY getting it right!
MyBoiBryan: Anyways, I need to make a video with Jacksepticeye
QueenKay: what? Did you say, Jacksepdickdie?
(I love Jack, no hae sorry if that offended you)
MyBoiBryan: woow that's REALLY offensiveQueenKay: *JACKSEPTICYE
MyBoiBryan: ?
QueenKay: my friend was talking trash about him earlier and I guess it autocorrected t Jacksepdickdie
MyBoiBryan: ohhhh
QueenKay: bich, Did you REALLY think I'd be THAT mean not to stand up for Jack Kind!
MyBoiBryan: well...maybe
QueenKay:....you suck....
MyBoiBryan: sorry..
QueenKay: I'm not sorry!
MyBoiBryan: seriously...more song lyrics?
QueenKay: hellz yeaz bichz
MyBoiBryan: ...there is no dealing with you...
QueenKay: but, i'd totally reccomend satan...
MyBoiBryan: And I reccomend Jesus
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