QueenKay: I'm so excited! So SO excited!
MyBoiBryan: lolz me too! Our babies are turning a month old tomorrow!
QueenKay: along with the partay!
MyBoiBryan: awh yeeeh! XD
QueenKay: we der crazey cuul parents
MyBoiBryan: meh...sure
QueenKay: fine...I'M the crazy cool parent!
MyBoiBryan: lolz. Sure!
QueenKay: AHHHHH! IM SO EXCITED!!!
MyBoiBryan: as am I 😂😊
QueenKay: *sigh* So...yesterday...the boys got drunk for Cal's bday...aaaand this happened.
QueenKay: *sends screenshot*
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CDizzleSwizzle: hwyyyyyyw
QueenKay: aye ma boiis. Wassup?
FieryAsh: pricey tabs mothar f**ket
Lucrazy: yeepp. Your Roastted het @ss
Mk.Clifford: mayyybee I doid...mayboi I didnnnnnn:r
FieryAsh: muine...Yas Assd
QueenKay: you boys drunk? I swear if you are lolz
CDizzleSwizzle: nooooow...onliy swunlite
Lucrazy: addw a bitta vinngun
Mk.Clifford: yeeew. Alsow some penis
FieryAsh: gots maw d*ck sprayn shizzzz all roundsss... Oklahoma!
QueenKay: Ashton...no XD. What does THAT have to do with Oklahoma
Lucrazy: noooooh..! Hoi meent Mott's Hiltlersoss
CDizzleSwizzle: muy favoritewr carotsss
Mk.Clifford: nooooo....itz ey toilet!
QueenKay: yep. Definitely drunk. Mott's "Hitlersoss" isn't even any of those. And Hitlersoss isn't even a thing!
FieryAsh: no. It's ma speerm. Speaking of whicccchhh. I gawt a CockaDoodleD*ck!
QueenKay: no! Ash.
Mk.Clifford: GRANDPAMC.D*CK!!
Lucrazy: Wownt yow Lye lye lyer luy. Lui toow mey
CDizzleSwizzle: yer. Iym drunk
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MyBoiBryan: wow...that's a drunk text
QueenKay: you have NO clue...poor girls...had to deal with drunk boys
MyBoiBryan: yep...poor poor girls..
QueenKay: instead of Good girls it should be called Poor Girls..
MyBoiBryan: what?
QueenKay: *gasp* Poor Girls are Happy Girls who have to take care of drunk men!
MyBoiBryan: what?
QueenKay: new lyrics for Good Girls! Yeeeeees!
MyBoiBryan: I'm starting to think they aren't the only ones who got drunk...
I'm sorry...but the last chapter of this is coming soon. But, there WILL be a sequel! I promise you that! I'm already starting to work on it! Exciting...right? Kinda. But this book will have an interesting ending...interesting but ***. Just ***. Can any of you guys interpret what I said there? Lolz. Love ya guys! Have a good day!
-😊🤗Kay🤗😊
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Texting Bryan Dechart
FanfictionYou were just sitting on your couch until someone you don't know texts you
