QueenKay: okay squad!
Jackaboi: Yeeh? We der squad!
Markimoo: hell yeah?
Vanhoose: dayum I haven't seen this chat for a while! Hey!
BitchLasagna: that's because we kicked you out because of being...mean to the memes
MyBoiBryan: for the last time Felix. Memes... don't have feelings...
IanDeCox: I mean...yeah...but they make us feel!
QueenKay: oh my gosh...guys! I have a request
DerthiDerNergla: and...what is that request?
Jackaboi: ??
Vanhoose: cmon Kay, spppiilll
QueenKay: we need to pick names for my baby!
Markimoo: oooh!
BitchLasagna: let's name it...Memoi if it's a dude, and memette if it's a girl.
IanDeCox: no 😂😂 if it's a girl we name it Gloria Borger 😂😂
Vanhoose: b*tch no! If it's a dude we name it Evan. If it's a girl,we name it Nogla because he's a total woman!
MyBoiBryan: then why'd you call him he?
Jackaboi: oh sh*t 😂😂😂 exposed Evan!
DerthiDerNergla: Ham
QueenKay: what about Ham Nogla?
DerthiDerNergla: I meant to type Ha! But my finger slipped on the exclamation mark and hit the M..
QueenKay: oh...well we have to get the other squad in here!
QueenKay added Lucrazy, CDizzleSwizzle, FieryAsh, and Mc.Clifford
FieryAsh: heeeeeyyyy motha f**kers
Mc.Clifford: Ash...no why?
Vanhoose: I like him already! 😃
CDizzleSwizzle: which one? A**hole, or b*tch?
DerthiDerNergla: I like CDizzleSwizzle! Don'tcha think Evan?
Vanhoose: hell yeah!
Lucrazy: ok....what do you need Kay?
QueenKay: baby name ideas!
CDizzleSwizzle: Chal and I already thought of names, gonna blow ya mind.
QueenKay: cause Bry and I helped pick the name 😂😂
Mc.Clifford: what? What names!
CDizzleSwizzle: blank.... If it's a dude. And blank if it's a girl
MyBoiBryan: we want our names to be special...like...
QueenKay: hm...bam ideas!
Lucrazy: if it's a boy, Luke. If it's a girl, Sierra!
Mc.Clifford: no! If it's a boy, Michael. If it's a girl, Crystal!
DerthiDerNergla: no...if it's a boy, Craig. If it's a girl, Suni!
Vanhoose: better name! If it's a dude, Bryan Michael Handjob Dechart, if it's a girl, Bing Girl Dechart!
Jackaboi: is it me? Or is this chat WAY better with Evan and David?
Markimoo: no, it's definitely Evan and David
BitchLasagna: no...it's the power of memes! 🐽👃
MyBoiBryan: we haven't even had one meme in this chat..And stop with the nose emojis! 😂
QueenKay: no, Felix is the meme. Or the meme destroyer in that case
VANHOOOSE!!! DERTHIDERNERGLA!!! XD I'm crazy! I'm probably gonna be uploading and updating the story a bit today, so watch for em! Love ya guys! Happy New year's!
-😊🤗Kay🤗😊
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Texting Bryan Dechart
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