Texting Bryan Dechart

Giraffe!

QueenKay: Hey?

MyBoiBryan: What???

QueenKay: How you doin?

MyBoiBryan: Well, I'm doin just I'm fine

QueenKay: You lied, your dying inside!

MyBoiBryan:...really Kay..?

QueenKay: Yeah!

MyBoiBryan: Next thing ya know...your gonna call me a giraffe..

QueenKay: no, I'ma giraffe

MyBoiBryan: Welp, I'm Gay!

QueenKay: Ha! You wish! Your stuck with me Ma dude

MyBoiBryan: Who calls their boyfriend, Ma dude?

QueenKay: Me!

MyBoiBryan: your a dork XD

QueenKay: No! I'm stoopid! 90% to be exact!

MyBoiBryan: I thought you were 75%!?

QueenKay: As my stupidity goes up, my smartness goes down, and as my smartness goes down, I get more stoopid!

MyBoiBryan: wait...what?

QueenKay: HA gatcha! April Fools!

MyBoiBryan: what? It's October 1st....Not even CLOSE to April Fools

QueenKay: HAY! With me April Fools, is EVERYDAY

MyBoiBryan: Can the 75% stupidity come back now??

QueenKay: You can't change the laws of physics Dechart

MyBoiBryan: What? Physics? What does THAT have to do with Physics.

QueenKay: Nothing, nothing at all

MyBoiBryan: Kay, are you like, a prank channel or something?

QueenKay: BOOM camera!

MyBoyBryan: where?

QueenKay: Nowhere...and you call ME stupid...

MyBoiBryan: What? I've NEVER called you stupid

QueenKay:....mhm RIIIIIGGHHHTTTTTT

MyBoiBryan: Okay? How?

QueenKay: *reads a long paragraph that has NOTHING to do with it* and giraffe's make the apples die which makes my Bryan Dechart die

MyBoiBryan: What? How do I die? I'm not an Apple.

QueenKay: Well you certainly ain't giraffe!

MyBoiBryan: Than are you a giraffe?

QueenKay: No! What? I'm the fricken Potato!

MyBoiBryan: THen do you die?

QueenKay: What!? NO!? I'm controlling that giraffebot

MyBoiBryan: So let me get this straight....a giraffebot ate me???

QueenKay: YEET

MyBoiBryan: I have a crazy girlfriend

QueenKay: So crazy I'll be put in a mental/physical Asylum?

MyBoiBryan: No

QueenKay: Awwwww I wanted to be in the Asylum

MyBoiBryan: Kay...what is your mind?

QueenKay: 90% stupid!

Hey guys! Hope this was at least a BIT funny. I tried to make it funny. I want to try to keep it weird, crazy, insane. Just, use your funniness to create things. Use what's on your mind! I hope you guys will have a great day! You guys earned it!