" SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME.... THAT YOUR BROTHER.... TURNED INTO A SNAKE BECAUSE HE KNEW THAT YOU LIKED SNAKES....USED THAT AS AN ADVANTAGE TO SURPRISE YOU... AND STAB YOU?!" Bucky pointed towards Loki.
" Yes." Thor responded.
" Also don't forget the time I turned you into a frog." Loki added.
" ARE YOU KIDDING ME?"
" No I am quite serious."
" I thought that the Kardashians were a mess." You said. " Boy, was I wrong."
" Our family is complicated." Thor corrected.
" No kidding."
" Anyone else?" Bucky asked.
" Ooooo, I got one." Steve interjected.
" Is it one of the time were you had your skinny self was handed to you and I saved the day?"
Steve smacked Bucky with a pillow.
" No. Listen." Steve said. " This story involves a girl long time ago."
" Ooooo. It is THAT story?" Bucky asked.
" No, not that one."
Bucky gasped. " How dare you hold out on me, Rogers."
" Calm down."
" How can I be calm when a best friend doesn't share me information?"
" Can he start the story, Barnes?" Loki interrupted. " I am interested."
" You know what is interesting? Bucky asked. " Your mouth closing."
" CAN I AT LEAST START?"
" You may, Captain." Thor said.
" Finally." Steve began. " It was late spring. Bucky was not around for this because he was dealing with family drama."
"THIS HAPPENED THEN?" Bucky yelled.
" LET HIM CONTINUE." Thor boomed.
" Shutting up." Bucky murmured.
" Ok then." Steve nagged. " I had to go get some groceries because I was hungry and it was late at night...."
" YOU WENT OUT.... BY YOURSELF.... ALONE...AT NIGHT OF ALL PLACES!" Bucky was pissed.
" Barnes... so help me I will allow my brotha to put you in your place." Thor yelled.
Loki looked at his brother in worry. " Oh no. He is serious."
" ANYWAYS." Steve interrupted. " The walk from the store to my home was a bit far. The walk to the subway station was a bit lengthy. As I walking towards the the subway, A car pulled up next to me."
" Did you in a crossfire of a drive by?" You asked.
Loki and Thor looked confused.
" What is this so called drive by?" Loki asked.
" A drive by is when people are shooting a gun at someone or something while the car is moving." Steve explained. " But no it was not a drive by."
" So what happened?"
" As the car was pulling up, I started to panic since I was pint size back then." Steve explained. " Turns out it was a young woman that was a few years older than me that pulled up to me in a nice black cadillac. She asked me if I need a ride."
" YOU GOT IN THE CAR... WITH A STRANGER." Bucky yelled.
" BROTHA." Thor boomed. " You know your job."
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The Modern World For Idiots (Avengers x reader).
Fanfiction{discontinued-ish} The god of Mischief is under house arrest on earth, the Winter Soldier has calmed down from his murderous ways. The Avengers decided to give them a chance of redemption and to learn about the modern world, but also The god of Thun...
