[The team and Loki walk to the gym the next afternoon. All of them have on navy blue and gold clothes except Natasha and Tony]
Steve: (To Tony and Natasha) What’s wrong with you two? The teachers asked everybody to wear the school colors.
Clint: Yeah. Today’s the pep rally!
Bruce: (Nods) So where’s both of your “pep?”
Natasha: Why does it matter?
Tony: Well…my briefs are navy blue. Does that count?
Loki: I do not think it does.
Tony: Who was asking you?
Natasha: (Sighs) If all of you must know, my bra is gold-colored.
Steve: Um. Okay. TMI…
Clint: (To Natasha) Why do you and Stark have school-colored under clothes?
Thor: Haha! That is beyond random!
Tony: (To Thor) Know what else is random? The fact that you have on a gold shirt, blue shorts, blue and yellow striped socks, and blue dye colored in your hair.
Bruce: Exactly. I think you might have taken it a little overboard.
Thor: (Pouts) Really? I thought the blue complimented my hair.
Loki: I does not compliment it. It insults it.
Thor: You all are so rude!
Natasha: It’s alright, Thor. I actually think it looks…good.
Thor: Aww. You do?
Natasha: Well…no, but I was trying to be nice.
Steve: Soo…what happens at a pep rally? I don’t remember having them when I was in school.
Clint: It’s a thing schools do to help their football team win.
Natasha: Yeah, it’s like we’re helping them get pepped up for the game. (Sighs) It’s really stupid. I don’t give a crap who wins or not.
Tony: People basically scream and shout at the top of their lungs like a friggin’ banshee.
Bruce: It makes your head hurt.
Loki: Can’t screaming and shouting cause stress, which in turn, causes hulking out?
Bruce: Si, senor.
Loki:…What did he just say to me?
Steve: Wait, if there’s gonna be screaming and it could cause the hulk, then maybe we shouldn’t go.
Thor: What do you mean “WE”? I would love to attend! Let us just make Banner not go!
Tony: True. I love you, my fellow Science Bro, but I haven’t been to one of these in a long time, so…just stay out here until it’s over.
Natasha: Guys, we can’t just leave Bruce out here while we’re in the gym.
Clint: Natasha, what if he hulks out?
Thor: (To Natasha) Remember how he almost backslapped your face off, but I stopped him? What if that happens again, but we are not able to help you?
Natasha:…(Turns to Bruce) Okay, so Banner, you will stay out here until the pep rally is over-
Bruce: You’re all being mean. I can handle it!
Tony: Are you sure?
(Bruce nods)
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Avengers High School
FanfictionAfter Bruce Banner's experiment in the lab turns the team into 14 year olds, Nick Fury makes them all attend a high school in NYC until Bruce and Tony fix them. The Avengers have taken on Loki and the Chitauri and of course many other villains, but...
