Avengers High School

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[The next week after school, Natasha, Steve, Clint, Tony, Bruce, and Loki are walking down the hall]

Tony: I am so proud of you Nat.

Natasha: (Rolls eyes) Shut up.

Clint: You're going to be great, don't be so mean.

Natasha: (Stares at Clint) ...Whatever.

Bruce: Clint's right, Natasha.

Steve: And you have amazing agility, so you'll make the squad for sure.

Natasha: Please do not encourage me, okay? It's starting to tick me off.

Loki: Bu-

Natasha: No, Loki!

(Loki sighs)

Tony: What's so bad about cheerleading?

Natasha: Join the team and then ask me that question again.

Steve: Seriously, Nat. It's not that bad.

Natasha: ...(frowns) Cheerleaders are too preppy and happy. And they have straight, blonde hair, and they're all "Brittany's", "Jessica's", and "Ashley's." Seriously that's not my style.

Bruce: Well, you'll be able to break that stereotype.

Clint: Exactly. And not all cheerleaders are named Brittany, Jessica, and Ashley.

(Three girls walk by them in cheerleader outfits)

Girl 1: Omg! No way, Brittany!

Girl 2: Yes way, Jessica! So I was all Lol and then he was all 143, and I was all OMG!

Girl 3: That's so awesome, Britt!

Girl 2: Ikr, Ashley!

(They keep going down the hall)

(All of them stare at the girls)

Natasha: ...Exhibit A, B, and C.

Clint: That...was a coincidence.

Loki: Hey, not that I care, but where is Thor?

Tony: Probably with his woman. And I mean actual woman. She's probably like 37.

Steve: Ehh! He hasn't shut up about Ms. Allison!

Bruce: Don't you mean...Jessica? That's what he calls her.

Natasha: He must really like her then.

Loki: He does. And that's disgusting. I'd rather him stay with Sif.

Clint: He's been speaking Spanish a lot too.

Tony: Probably because he's been actually paying attention in class for once.

All of them: (Mumble) True.

(They stop by the gym door)

Loki: Are you ready, Nat?

Natasha: No! I can't! I'm not gonna- (Tony and Clint push her inside and the rest of the guys follow) What the!?

(They smile at her)

Natasha: Was that really necessary?

Tony: Yes because you wouldn't have went in if we didn't do it. (winks)

Natasha: (Tries not to smirk) That wink can't work on me all the time, Tony.

Tony: Sure. Tell me that later on tonight. (Winks again)

(Steve and Clint roll their eyes)

(Thor runs up to them with a boy's cheerleading outfit on)

Thor: Hola, amigos y hermano!