Not Morning People

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[It’s 5 am. Fury and Hill have been up since four, but it’s time for them to wake up the team and Loki for school]

Fury: (Walking down the stairs) Wake ‘em up, Hill.

Hill: (Follows him down) But Nicky, the intercom isn’t working.

Fury: (Stops and looks at her) Didn’t I say that you can only call me Nicky when we’re in the room alone?

Hill: Yes. I’m sorry.

Fury: It’s okay. I forgive you. You’ll have plenty of time to call me that later. (smirks)

Hill: Roar! (Smirks back)

Fury: You can say that again, you sexy tiger.

Hill: (Blushes) Hehe. Roar!

(Coulson walks by them with a confused look on his face)

Phil: Umm…

Hill: (Clears throat) W-We were talking about that song by uhh..Katy Perry.

Phil: Sure you were. Director Fury talking about Katy Perry songs? Pfft, that’ll be the day. (Walks away)

(Fury blinks)

Hill: Um…let’s pretend like that didn’t happen.

Fury: Good idea. Now go wake up the team.

Hill: I can’t. I told you that the intercom is broken.

Fury: (Shrugs) Then go in their rooms to wake them.

Hill: (Sighs) Okay…But they’ll be grouchy.

Fury: I know you’ll be able to handle them. (Kisses her cheek) Good luck. (Walks away)

Hill: Oh boy…

(She walks to Clint’s room and knocks on his door)

Hill: Agent Barton! Time to get up!

(No response)

Hill: (Knocks harder) Clint!

(Still no response)

Hill: (Swipes her access code against the bar code and it opens; walks inside) Clint! Wake up!

(She sees him wrapped in his covers, holding his pillow tightly)

Hill: (Walks to him and pokes his side) Barton, get up now!

Clint: (Chuckles in his sleep, stirring a little) Tasha, stop. That tickles.

Hill: I’m not Natasha! (Pokes him again) Get up!

Clint: (Stirs a little again and brings the pillow closer; smiling a little) Quit that!

Hill: (Grabs at the pillow) Clint!!!

Clint: (Doesn’t let the pillow go) Don’t leave me, Nat…

Hill: (Grabs the pillow and hits it with him) BARTON!

Clint: (Slightly opens eyes, confused) …H-Huh?

Hill: Get up! It’s time to get ready for school.

Clint: (Sighs) Already…?

Hill: Yes, already. And by the way do you always dream about Agent Romanoff?

Clint: H-How do you know that…?

Hill: (Shrugs and walks out of the room) Lucky guess.

(Hill uses her card to open Natasha’s door and goes inside, turning on the lights)

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