Avengers High School

Ya Live and Ya Learn

[Natasha is at her locker during lunch when Loki walks up behind her]

Loki: (Leans to her ear) Weehoo!

Natasha: (Jumps and turns around) Erg! Seriously, Loki?

Loki: (Chuckles) Sorry.

(It's silent for a few seconds, while Natasha puts some books in her locker)

Natasha: Um...Why are you here?

Loki: Well, I assumed we were "friends" and "friends" usually like to associate with one another.

Natasha: Oh? We're friends?

Loki: Yes, with quotes around the word.

Natasha: Huh. Well. That's a surprise.

Loki: Why is it a surprise?

Natasha: I don't want to talk about it.

Loki: Yes you do. And you will.

Natasha: No. (Shuts locker and starts to walk away)

Loki: (Grabs her arm) Natasha.

Natasha: (Turns to him, angrily) What?

Loki: Tell me.

Natasha: (Sighs) Why have all of you been acting like jerks to me?

Loki: ...I haven't been acting like a jerk to you.

Natasha: Alright, maybe not you, but what about the rest of the guys? Even Stark is being mean to me and it's really starting to hurt my f-...I mean um...annoy me.

Loki: Do you want to know the honest answer?

Natasha: Yes. Of course.

Loki: Alright, but I do want to know something first...Why did you do all of that mean stuff to Cameron?

Natasha: (Blinks) Um...What?

Loki: Well I mean...you told her to date Clint, but be extremely annoying while they dated so that he would end up breaking up with her at the dance, and then he'd be lonely. I would say that's pretty mean.

Natasha: What the heck are you talking about!? I never did that!

Loki: Wellllll...that's what she told us.

Natasha: My god! Are you kidding me?

Loki: No.

Natasha: That girl is such a...

Loki: Why would she make that up, Nat? Honestly, I kind of...believe her.

Natasha: You believe her!? How could you believe such a vicious lie!?

Loki: To be fair, you did come up with a plan to make Tony cry...and he did end up crying.

Natasha: That's...true...But I didn't do this to Cameron and Clint!

Loki: And you were supposed to pay her, but you never did.

Natasha: What!? I NEVER promised to pay her anything!

Loki: She said that last night she told you that she was going to tell us what you did to her. And that you pretended to be sick and leave the room, so you would not be in there when she told us.

Natasha: Oh my gosh. She's such a joke! I was really sick! I was literally in the bathroom throwing up!

Loki: Hmm...

Natasha: "Hmm" what!? I'm NOT lying!

(Loki watches her)

Natasha: I didn't! Look, Cameron Ramirez is not the type of person you guys think she is. She was being mean to me! She thinks that I'm the reason Clint doesn't like her.