[It's Saturday night, a couple of days after the play. Tony and Bruce are downstairs. Natasha and Loki are in her room, Steve is down in the gym, and Clint and Thor are playing a racing game.]
Clint: Take that, Odinson!
Thor: Aww man! That is so NOT fair! (Throws the controller on the floor)
Clint: (Widens eyes) Dude! That's my new controller! Have you lost your freaking mind!?
Thor: (Looks down at it) Oh... I apologize. (Picks it up)
Clint: Whatever...
Thor: I am so ready for a rematch!
Clint: (Sighs) Naw, man. I think I'm done playing. (Stands)
Thor: Why?
Clint: (Walking into the kitchen) Because I have other stuff on my mind.
(Thor follows him in there)
Clint: (Grabs a can of Coke from the fridge) You can keep playing if you want.
Thor: No, I am more interested in what is on your mind.
Clint: Oh... (Flips the tab on the soda)
Thor: Soo... What is it?
Clint: (Sips) ... It's just about Natasha.
Thor: Uh huh... explain it all to Dr. Thor.
Clint: (Smiles smugly, then rolls eyes) ... It's just... I know Tasha likes Tony and he likes her back, but... she was mine first. I loved her... she loved me, at least I think... We were always there for each other, and then she just upped and left. I mean, what is that?
Thor: (Nods) I understand.
Clint: And then all of a sudden Bruce likes her? I'm just... erg!!
Thor: And Captain does too.
Clint: What!? Steve likes her? How do you know that?
Thor: He confessed when you left for your scene in the play.
Clint: (Sighs) See what I mean? Now I have to compete with Tony, Bruce, and Steve. Darn it!
Thor: Barton, I believe it is time for you to find someone else. Natasha is not the only fish in the Atlantic Ocean.
Clint: ... The only fish in the sea is what you mean, and yes, I know I that.
Thor: (Pats his back) It is time for you to let go.
(Clint frowns)
(Steve comes from down in the gym with a towel on his shoulder and sweat streaming down his face. He walks into the kitchen.)
Steve: (Smiles, walking to the fridge) Gentlemen.
Thor: Greetings, Cap.
Clint: Girlfriend stealer.
Steve: (Turns to him, raising an eyebrow) What?
Clint: I called you a girlfriend stealer.
Steve: How am I a "girlfriend stealer" if I don't even have a girlfriend?
Clint: Does the name Natasha ring a bell?
Steve: Duh.
Clint: I know you like her.
Steve: ... Oh? Y-You do? How'd you know?
Clint: Thor.
Steve: (Frowns) You have the biggest mouth, Odinson.
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Avengers High School
FanfictionAfter Bruce Banner's experiment in the lab turns the team into 14 year olds, Nick Fury makes them all attend a high school in NYC until Bruce and Tony fix them. The Avengers have taken on Loki and the Chitauri and of course many other villains, but...
