Natasha Vs Cameron

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[It's still lunch and the boys and Cameron are talking and eating at the table]

Clint: Guys! I am telling you, the Seahawks are the best football team!

Bruce: (Sighs) No, no, no. It's the Greenbay Packers!

Steve: Well, I'm sticking with the Patriots.

Tony: All of you are idiots if you think those teams are better than the Steelers.

Thor: Football is for losers... Unless you like the Vikings because the Vikings are the best!

Cameron: (Chuckles) You guys are funny. I prefer cheering though.

Steve: You cheer?

Cameron: Well... no. But I'm going to try out for the team when I'm a sophomore.

Tony: Are you flexible?

Cameron: Of course! (Smiles) Are you?

Tony: (Smirks) Oh yes. In more than one way.

Cameron: Oh... (Raises eyebrow)

(Natasha walks up to them and stands there)

(They look up at her)

Cameron: Hi, Natasha.

Natasha: Hey, Cameron.

Clint: Natasha, umm... do you mind? We're kind of busy talking right now.

Natasha: Barton. I came to do something.

Clint: And what is that?

(Natasha leans down and kisses him on the lips)

(They all raise their eyebrows)

Cameron: What the!?

(Natasha slowly pulls back)

Clint: ...W-what? W-why Nat?

Tony: I am honestly confused.

Thor: Me too! I thought she wanted to get in Tony's pants.

Bruce: (Facepalms) Thor, do you even know what that means?

Thor: No, but I assumed it went with what was going on.

Steve: Well, that was hawkward...

Clint: Natasha, I-

Natasha: I've gotta go, Clint. (Smiles and looks at Cameron, then back to the guys) I need to go the gym and get my clothes. Too bad no one's in there... I'll be alll alone. (Walks out of the cafeteria)

Cameron: (Clenches fists; trying to smile) Hey, I'm gonna go to the bathroom for a few minutes.

(The boys nod and start talking amongst themselves as Cameron leaves the cafeteria)

(She watches Natasha go inside the gym and follows her inside)

Cameron: (Frowns) Hey!

Natasha: (Turns around and smiles) Heya, Cameron.

Cameron: Don't you 'Heya, Cameron' me! What in the mystical world of Hogwarts were you doing in the cafeteria!?

Natasha: (Shrugs) I don't know. What do people usually do in a cafeteria?

Cameron: You know what I'm talking about, you pretentious hoar!

Natasha: That didn't offend me.

Cameron: It should have!

Natasha: Why? I'm not a hoar. A hoar is someone who sleeps with people for money. Do you see me doing that?

Cameron: NO! But who cares!? Why did you kiss Clint!?

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