Marvel (avengers) smut/one shots

Steve rogers-Bat

A/n:
Another steve one XD
I just thought this was so funny agahahahkks
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"Y/N?"

"Yeah, steve?"

"Where's the thing that measures your body weight when you step onto it using numbers?"

"A...scale??"

"Yeah, the scale thing?"

"Oh, it's in the bathroom"

You lead him towards the bathroom turned on the scale, and walked towards the door.

"I turned it on, just wait five seconds and stand on the platform, it'll tell you how many pounds you weigh"

You walk towards the bathroom door and hear a screech, you turn back with a puzzled look, only Captain America could make weighing himself on a scale a full on russian soap opera.

"I AM NOT A BAT!"

"W- what?"
You ask, seeming

Tony walks into the bathroom.

"I heard a crow dying, is capsicle alright?"

"Yes...tony, he's fine"

"I AM NOT FINE"
Steve yells furrowing his eyebrows.

"I AM NOT A BAT! THIS STUPID SCALE DOESNT WORK"

He marches off the scale and glares at us, tony walks over to the scale and starts laughing hysterically.

"Tony, what actually happened?"

"H- HE THOU- THOUGHT HE WAS A B- BAAATTTT AHAHAHAHHAH"
Tears form in his eyes as he told us what happened between each breath.

"BAT MEANS THAT- THAT THERES NO BATTERY LEFT AHAHHA"
He was practically wheezing these words out now.

I chuckled and Steve turned pink.

"O- oh...I'm so done with technology"

A/n:
I'm a bat wohoo
-L