~ Valentina / Hunter ~
"Okay the blueberry banana smoothie is so good."
"What are you talking about? Where did you get that?"
"Your smoothie shop, Dumbo."
"Wait.... which one did you go to?"
"Wait what are you talking about? I went to yours remember?"
"....Tater Tot there's two smoothie stands."
"Oh."
"You went to the one near the playground didn't you?"
"Uh... maybe??"
"I told you it was the one next to the shack. Man, I should be calling you Dumbo instead."
"Hey! In my defense you did say something about a playground."
"I said NOT the one next to the playground."
"...."
"Darn, I missed the chance of seeing you."
"You want to see me that badly huh?"
"Maybe."
"Look who's obsessed now."
"Who? Me? Obsessed with you? Never. I'd rather get shitted on my seagulls."
"Then I hope a million seagulls poop on you! Scratch that! A billion! Muahahaha!"
"You sound like a witch."
"Who are you calling a witch, you imbecile?!"
"Who else am I speaking to?"
"TAKE IT BACK!"
"Or what huh? Watcha gonna do?"
"Just you wait, Dumbo."
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The Possibility of Us
Short Story"Mom?" "..." "Can you buy me a box of pads? My period came." "Uh I think you should check who you're calling because one: I'm a male, two: I'm not your mom, and three: I have some spare pads." "Why on earth do you have pads?"