"Mom?"
"..."
"Can you buy me a box of pads? My period came."
"Uh I think you should check who you're calling because one: I'm a male, two: I'm not your mom, and three: I have some spare pads."
"Why on earth do you have pads?"
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~Valentina / Hunter ~
"Any signs?"
"Nope!"
"..."
"Why do you sound so happy?"
"What? I can't be happy?"
"Hunter."
"Well, you know its serious when your girlfriend starts calling you by your first name."
"The kids are missing!"
"I know that, woman!"
"Then sound more worried!"
"I am!"
"You don't sound like it!"
"Some people keep their worries internally, babe."
"I'm not a pig. Did Matt or Felix message you?"
"Not ye- Actually, Felix just messaged me."
"Well?"
"I can just see you tapping your foot like those moms who are waiting for their kids to come home from a party."
"Hunter."
"Okay okay. Geez."
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"So? What did he say? Did he find her?"
"Uh, nope..."
"What are we going to do. What if they got dog and catnapped? My parents are going to kill me and Loki and Beanie will be so scared. Or what if they've become roadkill? I will never forgive myself-"
"Whoa whoa whoa. Okay breathe. Good. How about you go to the neighbors' houses and ask if they've seen them and I'll go to the beach okay? Don't cry, please. We'll find them."
"This is all your fault! *Sniffle* "
"Yes this is my fault and when we find them, I'll buy them all the treats and toys they touch at the pet store alright?"
".....okay."
"Oh, Matt just texted. Hold on."
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"They're not at the golf fields."
"Okay okay. Damnit don't cry Valentina. Look I'm almost at the beach, I'll ask around okay?"
"O-okay."
"When I find them, you'll be the first person I call."
"You promise?"
"Yes. Cross my heart, hope to die stab a needle in my eye."
"Okay, bye."
"Bye, Bub."
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Happy Valentines dayyyyy!!!
Spending Valentines with anyone? O.o
I'll be spending mine with my little nugget :)
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