Insults

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Ok so I don't know what to write so this is a little filler. (BTW this is you speaking and doing the challenge)

***I DONT MEAN TO OFFEND ANYONE! IF I DO, IM SORRY!***

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Survivors~

Freddy~ "What? Insult you? Why?" He asks me. "Look, it's a challenge, now insult me!" I said, trying to hurry. "Ok, ummm... oh! If laughter was medicine, your face would be curing the world!" He said. I nodded and thanked him, before leaving.

(A/N for the rest just assume it was like Freddy's, bc I just put the insults, ima being lazy :p)

Kreacher~ "Hmmm.. No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you."

Servais~ "The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chickens a$$ and wait."

Kurt~ "Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?"

Naib~ "Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, your in the way."

William~ "Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people."

Lucky Guy~ "Don't like my sarcasm, well I don't like your stupid."

Kevin~ "'m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?"

Hunters~

Leo~ "If your gonna be two faced, honey at least make one of them pretty."

Joker~ "Have you been shopping lately? They're selling lives, you should go get one."

Jack~ "You're like Monday mornings, nobody likes you."

Bane~ "So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey."

Hastur~ "Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone."

Wu Chang (White)~ "As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?"

Wu Chang (Black)~ "Wipe your mouth, there's still a tiny bit of bullsh!t around your lips."

Joseph~ "Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn."

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Well, that was fun. Again, I mean no offense by writing this, I just found this funny. Oh, I found these off of a website, I'm not cool enough to make these up.

Anyway!

***!!!!!IMPORTANT!!!!!***

Ok! So I hope I have your attention, cuz I have a question.

Should I put my Persona 5 story on hold for now, and make a new story about something else (ie. An anime, game, show etc.) or continue my P5 story?

So if you wan me to continue my P5 story, COMMENT HERE!

If you want me to make a NEW story, COMMENT HERE!

If a lot of people vote for the second one, I'll make a poll about games/anime's/shows I know!

I hope you have fun choosing!

See ya later!

Maddy

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