Warning: A catchy song with tons of violence and gore. I don't own the song I thought this could be a good chapter
Greetings everyone! Welcome to The Happytree friends karaoke night. And now the moment you'll been waiting for....The cartoon that ruined our childhood. Please clap as loudly as for the Happytree friends crew.
Giggles: Set fire to your hair
Flippy: Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Nutty: Eat medicine that's out of date
Russell: Use your private parts as Piranha bait
Everyone: Dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
so many dumb ways to die
Flaky: Get your toast out with a fork
Sniffles: Do your own electrical work
Splendid: Teach your self how to fly
Cuddles: Eat a two week old unrefridgerated pie
Everyone: Dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
so many dumb ways to die
Lammy: Invite a psycho killer inside
Pop: scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
Cub: take your helmet off in outer space
Disco bear: use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Everyone: Dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
so many dumb ways to die
Handy: Keep a rattle snake as a pet
Lifty:sell both your kidneys on the internet
Toothy: eat a tube of super glue
Petunia: i wonder what's this red button do
Everyone: Dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
so many dumb ways to die
Lumpy: Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Shifty: disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Giggles: stand on the edge of a train station platform drive around the boom gates at a level crossing run across the tracks between the platforms they may not rhyme, but they are quite possibly
Everyone: the Dumbest ways to die
the dumbest ways to die
the dumbest ways to die-ie-ie-ie
so many dumb
so many dumb ways to die
Be safe around trains.....A message from metro
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Happy Tree Friends Academy
FanfictionSummer is over and it's time for you to go back to school. Your parents have sent you to a new school called Oakwood High. If you think this is a normal human school then, you're wrong. This school is for Hybrids and humans aren't allowed. Will you...
