(Oh my god it's been so long my love's. But here I am with another update. Enjoy.)
That night you were curled up underneath the blanket with Cletus, Unable to stop thinking about it.
The pregnancy test stored away in the drawer.
Well actually, you don't know where it might actually be considering Cletus's reaction to the fact you had to pee on it.
You were so tempted to know.
Finally just as you began to slip out of bed a pair of arms shot around you, engulfing your body and making you squeak.
"Where you think you're goin, Sweetheart?"
Cletus mumbled sleepily, nuzzling the crook of your neck.
"Ah um....no where?"
"Sure.....same thing my Ma, tried to say when she left my father for two years and came crawling back....are you seriously still thinking about that test?"
You rolled your eyes.
"Well duh! It's not exactly like its life-changing or anything!"
You grumbled sarcastically, ploping down on top of Cletus with a grumpy huffing noise.
Cletus smiled.
"So you wanna not think about it?"
"Ptthh...yeah sure."
Cletus pulled you down so that the both of you were laying on your sides, facing eachother.
"We can just talk....ask me anything, we can share stories..."
You were quiet for a moment, thinking.
"Has anyone ever tried to steal something from you before?"
You mumbled randomly.
"Yeah my identity."
Cletus replied with a chuckle.
"But don't worry..."
You smiled.
"Oh? Why not?"
"He gave it right back."
You rolled your eyes.
"Any other question's?"
You stroked your chin.
"You don't really seem to like the Idea of swimming in a pool or a lake Cletus...can I ask why?"
Cletus went silent.
"Well....my grandmother used to get angry when I wouldn't wash properly so she'd hold my head under the water each time she felt like I didn't wash well enough..."
Your eyes widened.
"I'm....I'm sorry Cletus, that must have been a really shitty experience for you as a kid."
Cletus grinned broadly.
"What's so funny?"
"I guess you could say that my experience was quite.....breathtaking."
You sighed loudly as Cletus started to chuckle.
"Alright, Alright......one more question."
Cletus raised an eyebrow.
"So am I pregnant?"
Cletus guffawed.
"But you said that you didn't-"
"I know that, but I really want to know, now."
"No you don't."
"Yes I do."
"Noooooo you don't.,
"Cletus."
"Y/n."
"Cletus."
Cletus's shit-eating grin stretched from ear to ear.
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Please?"
"Nope."
"Come ooooon...."
"Nopa-roonie."
"Goddammit Cletus."
"You know you love it."
"Grrrrr....."
Finally you gave in with a growl, crossing your arms and pouting.
"Whatever..."
You rolled over.
"Awwww....come on don't be like that."
..............
"Cletus?"
"Yes?"
"Can I ask you one more question?"
"Of course."
"Do you love me?"
"Of course I love you, you silly little kitten."
"Hey, Cletus?"
"What?"
You wrapped your arms around his mid-section, pressing your cheek against his chest.
"Love you too, you psycho."
"I prefer high-functioning Sociopath."
"Shut up I'm trying to sleep now."
"Oh so now you wanna sleep?"
"Yes now be quiet."
"........"
"........"
"Y/n?"
"What."
"What happens if Pinocchio says my nose will now grow?"
".........."
".........."
"............"
"............"
"GODDAMMIT CLETUS JUST SHUT UP AND GO TO BED."
"I WAS JUST WONDERING!"
"SILENCE."
"FINE!"
"FINE!!!!!"
"Oh and I'm the psychopath...."
Cletus mumbled before drifting off to sleep, making you groan.
"Your going to be the death of me..."
"If your lucky."
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