Hetalia Boyfriend Scenarios

He Gets Jealous (Nordics)

Denmark/Matthias

Matthias had just kicked you out of your house. As you were relaxing on your couch with a blanket over you, switching through different channels on your television, he dragged you outside to go and buy groceries with him, because you were practically starving yourself by trying to avoid go outside.

The problem wasn't that it was cold, but that it was hot. You, however, still preferred it over the cold though. When you arrived at the grocery store, Matthias began to help you with your groceries like he usually did.

"Hey what do you have to buy, Min dronning?" Matthias asked you.

"How am I supposed to know?" You replied in a frustrated tone.

"Don't you usually make a list?"

"Well yes, but I didn't get to make one, because a certain Dane came in before I had the opportunity to." You said sarcastically making him sigh.

"I'll just go get the meat and you can go get the vegetables, make sure to not freeze your hands when touching the vegetables, because they're like you," Matthias jokingly says while pretending to shiver.

"Yeah yeah." You respond, annoyed and lightly wack him on the shoulder.

You went off to the vegetables and fruit part of the store and began to pick out some vegetables that you thought you might need, luckily the cold vegetables weren't too cold for your sensitive hands, but it did make you pissed.

After you thought you had enough vegetables, you couldn't see Matthias anywhere so you decided to go and pick up some other groceries in the meantime. You thought it would be nice to get some pasta so you walked into the aisle they had it in and began to look for it.

You looked around the shelves until you saw the usual brand of pasta you brought on the highest shelf, you reached to get it but you realised that you were to short to reach. (Sorry if you're not, just pretend that you're as short as the Editor who is currently shrinking. Editor: Yeah that's true but you don't have to rub it in my face, also isn't pasta usually on one of the lower shelves?)

You jumped and tried to reach it, but you once again couldn't. As you were trying to get it off the shelf, you saw a hand reach up and grab the pasta. You were about to yell at the person for taking the pasta, but they said something before you could.

"Hey you wanted this right?" The man asked, holding out the pasta to you.

"Yeah thanks." You mumbled slightly grouchily, you went to grab it but the man held it above his head and out of your reach. "Hey!" You yelled to him.

"Come on, you too short to reach it?" He asked mockingly.

"Yeah are you blind or something?" You asked pissed.

"How about you give me a little peck on the check, and then I'll consider giving it to you." He said smirking at you.

"No deal man, I have a 'boyfriend' who I'm pretty sure wouldn't be very happy about that." You say doing quotation marks as you said boyfriend.

"Oh really? Well I don't see him here, so he would never have to know."

You were about to say some clever comeback but a certain Dane's voice interrupted you.

"Well guess what! I'm right here!" Matthias angrily shouted to the man.

"So you're the' boyfriend'." The man said putting quotation marks on boyfriend as you did.

"Yes I am," Matthias said puffing out his chest at the man.

"What a great boyfriend you are, you can't even do something as simple as get pasta for your 'girlfriend'"