Namjoon: Why can't we stay here?
Hoseok: Jimin's already onto us. Knowing him, he's already on his way here.
Taehyung: How'd he find out about us?
Namjoon: Twitter...
Taehyung: Oh shit, I forgot.
Jungkook: This is why you're not in charge of things.
Yoongi: We've fucking lost you before. You wandered off.
Taehyung: That happened?! Why didn't anyone tell me!!??
Y/N: Tae...
Taehyung: WHAT???
Hoseok: Alright alright, enough already! We have more important problems!
Jungkook: Yeah, if Jimin kills us, you'll never finish this argument.
Namjoon: This argument shouldn't be happened in the first place, it's so retarded!
Yoongi: It's really pointless. In conclusion, Kim Taehyung, you are officially an idiot.
Taehyung: He whipped out an Uno Reverse Card. NO U
Y/N: and i oop-
Namjoon: Are we gonna get murdered by a mafia king or not?
Yoongi: I'm fine with getting murdered. I mean, someone's putting you out of your misery. Be thankful, man. It's not that often where someone decides to be like "you shouldn't be alive" and then they kill you!
Y/N: What world are you living in?
Yoongi: Jin's asshole
Jin: You said you wouldn't tell anyone!
Yoongi: oOp
Jungkook: So Yoongi's drunk.
Taehyung: Where did he get the alcohol from?
Jin pointed to an empty bottle of vodka on the ground.
Jin: We don't know where he got it from, but now we know what he drank.
Jungkook: That's a bigass bottle.
Yoongi threw up all over the floor.
Yoongi: fuCK ME IN THE ASS YOU PUSSIES
Taehyung: okay. He let out a snicker.
Y/N: You guys are so weird.
There was a knock on the door.
Everyone stiffened.
???: Jung Hoseok? Are you in there?
The eyes of Jung Hoseok widened. He looked like a deer in headlights.
Hoseok: He whispered. Don't move a muscle. I know who that is.
It's NOT Jimin.
There was pounding on the door.
???: HOSEOK! OPEN UP!!!
The door was kicked down.
???: So it really is you...
To be continued...
