Chapter 23: Fun and Games

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Y/N showed Namjoon the message.

Namjoon: ...What? Does he know where we are?

Y/N: I don't know...

Namjoon: Is location sharing turned on?

Y/N: I never turn it on...

Y/N checked, just to be sure. The switch was on the "ON".

Y/N: It's on??

Namjoon: He must've turned it on when he took your phone... anyways, hurry and turn it off!

Y/N did exactly that.

Jin: What's going on?

Namjoon: Jimin might be onto us...

Jin: What? How?

Namjoon: When Jimin took Y/N's phone, he turned on location sharing, so he could track her. She turned it off now, so it'll be harder for him to find us. But he knows that we're in New York.

Jin: What the fuck?

Jungkook: Maybe we should stay indoors...

Y/N: No... really???

Hoseok: Oh wow, that's great.

Y/N's phone went off.

Mr. Park; What'd you do?

Namjoon: Don't answer... he's probably just trying to get you back.

Y/N: Yeah...

Time passes with silence.

Suddenly, Jin started arguing with Hoseok really loud.

Jin: NO MY PP BIG

Hoseok: NO MY PP BIG!!!

Jin: NO MINE

Hoseok: NO YOU CRUSTY TOE

Jin: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST CALL ME

Hoseok: A CRUSTY TOE!!!!

Jin: sAY IT TO MY FACE

Hoseok: Y O U ' R E  A  C RU S T Y  T O E

Jin pulled something out of his pocket.

It was an uno reverse card.

Jin: FUCK YOU BITCH

Hoseok: I'VE BEEN ATTACKED

Hoseok pulled out an uno reverse card with "NO U" written on the front.

Jin: SHIT

Hoseok: HAHA FUCKING BITCH

Jin: SUCK MY ASS

Hoseok: GLADLY

Jin: Wait what-

Namjoon awoke from his nap.

Namjoon: Can you guys shut the fuck up?

Jin: We were having a serious conversation!

Jungkook: Yeah, about who's dick was bigger.

Hoseok: Mine is clearly bigger.

Jin: No, mine!

Namjoon: NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FUCKING DICKS

Jin: I'm sure a lot of people do. Especially mine, since it's bigger.

Jungkook: What's wrong with you?

Jin: shut up skinny penis

Namjoon: Okay what the fuck-

Y/N: I really hate all of you.

Jin: There is no way you could ever h-

Jungkook: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR DICK

Hoseok: You should've said that his dick was small.

Jungkook: I'm seriously about to fucking throw you out this goddamn window.

Hoseok: m y  b i g  p p  w i l l   b r e a k  m y  f a l l

Time passes, and the sun goes down.

Jin: I'm gonna go be nakie and shower goodbye whores

Hoseok: please no

Jin: wanna come

Hoseok: jin no-

Jungkook: STOP BEING SO FUCKING WEIRD

Jin: I will now proceed to remove my clothing and bathe, farewell.

Namjoon: Did you hit your head?

Jin: Yes.

Jin walked into the bathroom while talking to himself about what being naked felt like.

Jin: It's like...  s o  m u c h  f r e e d o m

Y/N: what the fuck jin

Jin: He stuck his head out. n a k i e

Jungkook: You better get your goddamn ass in there right now or you won't be able to get yourself naked anymore.

Jin: shut up skinny penis

Jin quickly closed the door before Jungkook ran up to it.




















To be continued...

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