Author's Note: this is really just a light-hearted chapter, filled with jokes and shit
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Jin: Make me wET
Jungkook: mY pLeAsUre
Namjoon: GAY
Jin: NO U
Namjoon: FUCK-
Hoseok: -ME IN THE ASS
Namjoon: NO-
For the next few hours, they watched old vine compilations.
2:03 AM
Y/N: I'm scared because of how many vines we watched...
Jin: What're we gonna do now?
Hoseok: Truth or dare?
Namjoon: I'm only playing if you guys promise not to make anything dirty.
Jin: We're all filthy hoes.
Jungkook: Oh jeez.
Hoseok: I'll go first. Jin, truth or dare?
Jin: Dare, I'M NOT A FUCKING PUSSY
Hoseok: I dare you to... sit on Jungkook's head.
Jungkook: What the fuck?
Jin: Get down on your knees, peasant.
Jin sat on Jungkook's head.
Jin: This is nice. Jungkook's head is nice to sit on.
Namjoon: That sounds really wrong-
Jin: At least I said "head" and not "face".
Y/N: Jin-
Jin: Yes?
Y/N: You absolutely terrify me.
Jin: Have you sat on Jungkook's face before? How was it?
Jungkook: JIN!
Jin: What??
Namjoon noticed Y/N seriously blushing.
Namjoon signalled Jin to look at Y/N.
Jin: Y/N'S BLUSHING!!
Y/N: KIM SEOKJIN. SHUT UP!
Jin: SO HOW WAS IT?!
Y/N: HOW WAS WHAT?
Jin: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
Y/N: JIN SHUT UP JUNGKOOK AND I NEVER DID ANYTHING LIKE THAT BEFORE
Jin: I'M SURPRISED
Hoseok: Damn Jin, leave the poor woman alone.
Jin: I refuse.
Namjoon: Look at Jungkook, he's blushing too.
Jungkook: Hey!
Jin: OoH we know what's happening tomorrow night!
Namjoon: Maybe we should give them some privacy so they don't have to wait so long.
Hoseok: You're joining in with Jin's bullshit?
Namjoon: Why not?
Y/N ran off to her room in embarrassment.
Jungkook followed while the other three burst out in laughter.
Jungkook closed the door behind him.
Jungkook: You good?
Y/N: They really love embarrassing the shit out of us.
Jungkook: Tell me about it...
Jin opened the door and stuck his head in.
Jin: THEY'RE NOT FUCKING YET
Jungkook: He ran out the room. Jin!
Jin let out his windshield wiper laugh.
Y/N left the room.
Hoseok: Sorry about that... you can't expect Jin to stay up late and not be a crackhead.
Y/N: I wish I knew that earlier.
Namjoon: Why are they still yelling at each other?
Jungkook: YOU FUCKING WINDSHIELD WIPER WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Jin: I JUST WANTED TO SEE IF YOU GUYS WERE FUCKING YET
Jungkook: WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SEE THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE
Jin: IT'S LIKE WATCHING PORN BUT SEEING IT IN REAL LIFE
Y/N: Jin!
Jin: Y/N!
Jungkook: Jin, you really should sleep.
Jin: nO
Jungkook: Yes.
Jin: nOooOooO
Jungkook: Do you promise to shut the fuck up?
Jin: Yes.
Jungkook: Good.
Hoseok: Maybe I shouldn't have given Jin that dare?
Namjoon: It was fine as a dare, but Jin really took it too far.
Y/N: He really did...
For the rest of the night, they just spoke and ate all 5 boxes of pizza.
6:47 AM
The sun began to rise.
Y/N: It's already morning?
Jin: I feel like a greasy bitch.
Hoseok: I seriously need to sleep. I totally forgot what it felt after staying up all night.
Jin: Yeah...
Jungkook was passed out on the couch.
Jin: He violently shook Jungkook. WAKE UP!
Jungkook: What time is it?
Namjoon: It's almost 7 am.
Jungkook: Already?
Jin: We're all gonna sleep now, since we literally have nothing else to do.
Jungkook: Well good night hoes.
Jungkook walked to Y/N's room to sleep.
Namjoon and Hoseok were already asleep on the air mattresses.
Y/N followed Jungkook into the bedroom.
He was already asleep.
Y/N climbed in bed, and soon fell asleep.
To be continued...
