Hoseok: I'm sorry...
Jungkook: You have got to be fucking kidding me.
Namjoon: How in the world do you expect us to get anywhere from here? We could barely find our way through that path! We're lucky we made it out in the first place!
Jin: We can't stay for long either, Jimin's probably already noticed that we disappeared.
Hoseok: I know! I didn't think about which direction we should go, but I just wanted us to get away from the house before anybody saw us!! I swear, it wasn't intentional.
Jungkook: Let's just go this way and hope that we find something good.
Y/N awoke.
Y/N: What...?
Namjoon: We'll explain later.
They proceeded to walk down the side of the road for the next half hour.
Eventually, they find a small town.
Jin: What the hell? He turned to Hoseok. Did you know this is here?
Hoseok: Well-
Jungkook: Doesn't matter. We can rest here and find some sort of transportation to somewhere safer. We'll be fine in a city or something.
Y/N: I hope you all realize that I still have no idea as to what the hell is even going on.
Hoseok: We left Jimin, I led us one way and forgot where to go from there, and now we're here.
Y/N: Damn I really wish I stayed asleep.
Hoseok: Well you still would've eventually heard that sentence, just at a later time/
Y/N: I'm going to slap you across the seven fucking continents you intolerable ass pastry.
Hoseok: HONESTLY THAT'S THE BEST INSULT I'VE EVER GOTTEN AND IT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY THAT I'M TAKING IT AS A COMPLIMENT
Namjoon: you stupid hoe
Hoseok: ma'am what the absolute fUCK did you just call me
Namjoon: one, don't call me ma'am, I am very clearly a guy-
Hoseok: your namtiddies say otherwise.
Namjoon: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ILLITERATE TWAT TRUCK
Hoseok: WHY AM I BEING INSULTED IN THE WEIRDEST WAY WHAT THE SHIT
Jungkook: I regret every single goddamn decision that I made in my entire life.
Y/N: ow
Jungkook: wait no shut up
Jin: who here is gay
Y/N: you
Jin: no u
Y/N: shut up you chromosome collector
Hoseok: :oh thank god I thought i was gonna be the only one
Jungkook: you absolute crayon
Y/N: is that an insult or not
Jungkook: an insult
Y/N: but it sounds like a cute insult
Jungkook: how cute?
Y/N: i don't fucking know, do i look smart to you?
Jungkook: you're still way cuter anyways.
Y/N: thIS IS NOT THE TIME YOU LITTLE BITCH I WILL SLAP YOU ACROSS THE SEVEN CONTINENTS AND THROW YOU OUT OF THE OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE
Jin: holy shit
Namjoon: okay but instead of being stupid retards and insulting each other, could we find a place to stay?
Jin: we can get an apartment or something idk we have money hoe
Namjoon: don't call me a hoe
Jin: -hoe
Namjoon: JIN I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD-
To be continued...
hi so basically i don't feel like capitalizing a lot of stuff anymore because that's a whole lot of work so um yeah
