A chapter with the titan shifters

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Reiner: Welcome to a chapter with the titan shifters!

Bertholdt: R-Reiner...?

Reiner: Hmm? What is it Bertholdt?

Eren: TITANSSSSS!!!!!

Ymir: What the fuck? Who gave Eren crack before coming here?

(Y/N): Eren probably sniffed windex before coming here

Annie: Wait? That's not possible?

(Y/N): Annie, anything is possible in our dimension

Annie: So sniffing bleach is possible?

(Y/N): If you can find bleach, then yes

Annie: *Sigh* shit, well I need bleach right now

(Y/N): Well, I'm with you Leonhart

Reiner: Don't mind those two girls being secretly gay for one another!*smirks*

(Y/N) and Annie: Hey!

Reiner: What? I didn't say anything?

(Y/N): You damn meathead, *sigh* no wonder Connie is so dumb

Reiner: What do you mean?

(Y/N): Connie is so dumb, because when he hangs around you. He loses brain cells, that's why he's an dumbass

Reiner: Hey! What the fu-! You calling me a dumbass?!

(Y/N): Yeah, technically

Ymir: Hahaha! (Y/N) just called Connie and Reiner dumbasses, I'm dead!

Annie: But aren't you already dead?

Ymir: Shut up! The one who's been crystallized for like the two arcs!

Annie: Hey! I have my reasons to be stuck in a crystal cocoon bitch!

Ymir: Makes sense. That's why everyone calls you...an *ice* queen

Annie: You are so going to die from that

(Y/N): *Holds Annie back* woah! Calm down, let's try not to kill her again. Right, blondie?

Annie: Fine..you're lucky (Y/N) is here, Ymir

Ymir: Yup, I know. Thanks (Y/N) for being my hero!

(Y/N): *Rolls eyes* yeah, whatever

Reiner: Anyways! We hope you enjoyed this chapter, feel free to ask us questions and who knows we might answer them in the next chapter

Annie: Yeah, if Author-Chan isn't lazy

Author-Chan: *Sitting in the corner glaring at Annie* I heard that Annie

Reiner: Anyways! All titan shifters signing off...1,..2...3

(Y/N): Oh god! Do we all have to do it?

Annie and Ymir: I think so...

Everyone:See you in the next chapter!

Eren:TITANSSS!!!!

(Y/N): What the fuck have I gotten myself into to?

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A/N

I honestly don't know what the fuck this was? I just thought about doing a funny chapter with the titan shifters, you know getting away from all the death and depression.

Let me know if this is really annoying and I can just stop. But if you like them I can make more crack chapters, I will also let people ask questions if you like and let the titan shifters answer them or any other AOT character answer it.

Well...I hope this crack chapter was great, and I hope you enjoyed it.

Peace😁

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