Incorrect quotes (and more)

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Author's note
I may or may not have been very very inspired by a plethora of many senpais :3.

Have a mixture of stoopid irl quotes (and two short stories!), incorrect quotes, ship-posts, vines and shippy role-plays! Spoken by the hermits ;3!

(Oh, and to any senpais who may enjoy them, all role-plays chu see that interest chu I'm totally down to expand on in the comments : D!!! I tried getting as many role-play ships as I could!)

Also, I was thinking what I could do to extend this because it's way under what I usually aim to write, so I added a short irl story and then I got tagged many times and I STILL CAN'T FINISH WRITING THAT CHAPTER I-

EDIT: Still struggling, please help me, feelings of xselxssxexs are dxwnxxg upon me... But that's sad, and we can't have that here :3! Also, I'll apologise for lack of comments, I've been feeling a lil oxt xf xx and for some reason, I'm not getting some notifications while I receive others... Much strange and deterring... :/
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Jevin: You're so cute when you're angry!

Wels: Then I'm about to get reallY FREAKING ADORABLE-

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(This is literally an incorrect quote I-

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To Bird senpai, if chu art reading dis, I do really love chu, don't worry :3!)

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EX: Live every day as if it were your last, because I'm going to kill you.

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False: What's your biggest flaw?

Python: I can be uncooperative.

False: ... Ok, can you name an example?

Python: No.

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Mumbo: Ohhh, that's why they're called flip-flops! Because they flip over!

Grian: No, it's because they make the sound when you violently shake them.

Mumbo: ... Don't you mean when you wear them?

Grian: No, I mean when you violently shake them.

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Zed: I love you both more than diamonds.

Tango: What about notch apples?

Impulse: End crystals!

Tango: Water in the nether?

Impulse: Skeleton horsemen.

Tango: Zombie jockeys.

Impulse: ... Naturally spawning charged creepers within your damage radiu-

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