Hermit Functionality

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Author's note
So we've all heard of the alignment chart, right? Well... This isn't it.

Truth be told, I'm not entirely sure how to categorise the hermits into an alignment chart... But I know for sure that only like... Ten percent of them are definitely lawful (to anyone who also can't maths, that's about 2.4 hermits). And that's a generous estimate.

But what I can categorise them into is the... Functionality chart...? LGBTQ+ functionality chart...? I'm not sure about the name of the official chart, but time for the headcannons to come out-

None of these are concrete-canon/ totally serious. This is just for fun, because strange things give me strange vibes and I felt like vibing :3!

Oh, and just in time to say: HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY : D!!

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Ok, so here's the list of hermits in alphabetical order:

BDubs
Cub
Doc
Etho
False
Grian
Hypno
Impulse
Iskall
Jevin
Joe
Keralis
Mumbo
Ren
Scar
Stress
Tango
TFC
Beef
Wels
XB
Xisuma
Zed
Cleo

(No, this did not take me longer than it should've because I still don't know the alphabet without singing the alphabet song)

Aaaand here's the chart I made:

Aaaand here's the chart I made:

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Yes, I added extra rows. Yes, the bi/pan is for 'attracted to more than one gender', but putting just 'multiple' sounded like I was ordering a variety of none-pizza-with-left-beefs.

No, I don't know how to edit, so I'm going to write randomness and talk words instead. Write words and talk randomness. Works both ways.

... Depending on how funny I'm going to pretend to be, this might have to be split into two parts. We all know AC most likely won't.

(Edit: I am a certified clairvoyant confirmed. Though I don't need to be to see our future together ;3).

But hey, let's go : D!

BDubs: Not Straight Disaster
Starting off strong, I see!

'Wait, but what does ''not straight' even mean? It's not even on the table!'- uhhhh yes it is?

'Wait, but what does ''not straight' even mean? It's not even on the table!'- uhhhh yes it is?

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