Overwatch x Reader

Stuff that I think should be cannon in the Overwatch Universe

1.) Torbuern should be a fan of spicy food. Super spicy food, I'm talking ghost peppers and California Reapers.

 IF HE CAN DRINK MOLTEN LAVA THEN HE CAN HANDLE THE SPICE.

2.) Reinhardt has a wig collection. 

He loves his hair but is aware that he's old so when he starts balding, he knows how to put on a wig and maintain it. Also he has a will that says he will die with a full head of hair, even if it's fake.

Brigitte is the only one that knows about his wig collection.

Torbuern would just tease him if he knew his dark secret.

3.) When Widowmaker wants to kill people to feel alive and is deprived of that, she goes super hostile. So Talon lets her kill bugs within the base or outside the base with her sniper gun.

Not spiders though, those are her people.

4.) D.Va's first gun was a nerf gun. 

Blizzard can say this because there's a legit D.Va nerf gun you can buy. I saw it at a local target once I know what I'm talking about.

5.) McCree likes apple juice. Back when he was a rookie criminal cowboy, Reyes would not let him drink cause he was like 17 and alcohol at that age is illegal so apple juice was McCree's alcohol. He drank apple juice enough to go on a sugar high, but hey it's not illegal so it's ok.

He just seems like the kind of person who's into apple juice.

IF HE EATS APPLE PIE EVEN WHEN A TRAIN CAR FALLS TO THE GROUND IN THE ANAMATIC THEN HE CAN SURE AS HECK CAN DRINK APPLE JUICE DURING A ROBBERY.

6.) If Sombra breaks her nails, then she glitches out a bit. Her nails are like microchips and if they get one grain of sand on it, then she can't hack. So she wears gloves a lot. OR she puts on a clear top coat to her nails. 

Idk how her computer body works.

7.) Genji is only able to eat ramen and nothing else. It's the only thing his cyborg body can digest.

8.) Hanzo once ate a mud cake just to see if it would taste like cake.

Genji never lets him live it down.

9.) Symetra watches satisfying video compilations.

10.) Hammond knows swear words, but Wreckingball won't let him say them.

11.) Reaper cries in every sad scene in a movie, especially when the dog dies.

12.) Ashe forces deadlock members to know basic etiquette at tea parties.

She ain't raising no slobs.

13.) Sigma watches wholesome tv shows, normally Disney channel shows. Also some docunentaries... But mostly Disney channel.

14.) Roadhog can't eat any pig meat (pork, ham, ect...) in front of Junkrat or else he flips out on how it's cannabalism.