If Star was in Mean Girls-

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Well- This is inspired by many videos in the internet- this is not canon though- some lines are different than the real thing- original video up there-)

You were at this new school with Star, Spring, Moon and Hate, Hate had to go because reasons-

You sat down with Spring, Moon and Hate, though you didn't know where Star is until you look at a different table- oh god she was with some mean people, Emma, Katy and Chloe

Emma: Hi, why don't I know you?

Star: Because I'm new, I was h O m e s C h o O l E D

Emma: What?

Star: I was homeschooled,- but now I go to this school. It's pretty simple.

Emma: So you've never been to a real school before?

Star: Only for a little while but B U L L I E S but no.

Emma: Shut up.

Star: Excuse me, bish, who you talking to-

Emma: S H U T U P.

Star: I AIN'T EVEN SAYING ANYTHING. Close yo mouth.

Emma: You're like.. Really pretty.

Star: You don't need to lie, I'm looking like a double decker B I S C U I T-

Emma: So you think you're really pretty?

Star: Emma- I just said I was looking like a double decker buscuit, I ain't lyin'-

Emma: Oh my god! I love your braclet!

Star: It's a watch you dumba** bish.

Katy: So fetch!

Star: What did the little one just say? Haha!

Katy: It's uh.. Slang. From England.

Star: Have you ever been to England?-

Chloe: But if you're homeschooled.. Why are you here?

Star: Bish- Are you.. Oh my god..

Emma: We want you to have lunch with us, every day for the rest of the week.

Star: I'm- I'm good. I really don't wanna.

Emma: So we'll see you tomorrow?

Star: Bish- no you won't, all you'll see is whole lot of disappointment because I ain't showing up no w h e r e-

T o m o r r o w.

You see Hate and Star talking.
Star had this look of: H E L L Y E S.
Hate had this look of: Good luck. Before walking away.

Star: I decided to have lunch with you.

Emma: Great! Sit down!

Star sits down.

After 5 minutes.

Katy: Emma, we need to talk.

Star: OH! This is gonna be good! Lemme get my drink ready!!

Emma: Is butter from a farm?

Star: Yes, yes it is, Emma. *Mutters: Stupid a** bish..*

Katy: Emma, you're wearing sweatpants, it's Monday.

Star: Oh, ho ho!- Emma- Ho ho ho-
(Sorry _Underswap_Sans_01 Star took your laugh-)

Emma: .. So?

Chloe: So that's against the rules and you can't sit with us.

Star: HEHEHE- Bye bye now, Emma! Ho ho ho!-

Emma: Whatever, those rules aren't real.

Chloe: *She glares* They were real that day a wore a hat!

Emma: Because that hat was DISGUSTAN- take 2: Because that hat was disgusting.

Star: DAMN, BI*CH! You are so rude! Those sweatpants are disgusting too! Ho- HO!

Emma: .. Sweatpants are all that fits me right now.

Star: You sad, pathetic bish.

Emma glares at Star with a look of sadness and anger.

Star: GIRL, DON'T GIMME THAT LOOK, I SEE THAT CUPCAKE AND THOSE DORITOS, IF YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT then you gotta bring it DOWN!

Emma: *She growls* Fine! You can walk home, bishes!

Emma turns to leave but walks into Hate.

Hate: Watch where you're going, fata**!

Star: HOHOHO! SCORE!

Emma: Not enough lip gloss-..

Star: You feisty bish.

Spring: Good job, Starshine!~

Star: Thanks! Heheh..

Katy: You totally have a crush on that guy.

Star: That's a gir- Wait no I don't-!.. *She blushes heavily.*

Katy: That is SO fetch.

Emma: Katy. Stop trying to make F E T C H happen. It's not gonna happen.

Star: HAH. S N A T C H. HOHOHO! D R A G. H E R.

A week later.

Jaundi: My friend, who is a new student this year.

Star: OO! That's me, hi Jaundi!

Jaundi basically says how Hate and Star planned to ruin Emma's life-

Star: I didn't know you were gonna expose M E. NO WAY MAN. I WILL DRAG YOU ALL THE WAY TO H E L L.

Jaundi: And pretend to be friends with her and then laugh at all the dumb stuff she said. And she managed to get someone to hook up with Emma's boyfriend behind her back

G A S P.

Star: *She snickers* OK I DID THAT. I D I D T H A T. But apparently he was a nice kisser is what that girl said. I said to your boyfriend 'Break up with that bish and go out with this cutie'

People cheering at Jaundi.

Star looks at Emma.

Star: OH HOHOHO- You're looking ANGRY hunny. You're just looking so M A D. Hahaha!

Emma: NO! *High pitched voice*

Star: Oh mah gawd. You sounded like those monekys I trained when I visited Afria, loud as f**king b i s h.

Emma: you KNOW what everyone says about you? That you're a homeschooled bisexual FREAK. Who is a less hot version of ME.

Star: Girl. I see that 2 set wig you have on right there- do not call me the less hot version of you, pinkie.

Emma: so yeah. Don't even think about apologising. You can take your stupid insults. And shove them RIGHT UP YOUR-

Emma suddenly got hit by a bus.

Star: OO! DAMN! She just got S P L A T. SCORE!!

At home:

Hate: apparently she is still alive. Somehow.

Star: Damn, really? I hope she was dead..

Hate: Meh. Just broke at least every bone in her body. Nothing major.

Star: Yeah. Could be worse.

Spring hums as she walks to Star

Spring: Starshine!! Can we watch a movie at the cinema?

Star smiles and stand up.

Star: Sure! Bye bye guys! Just lemme steal money from Destiny- goodness. She hasn't been here in a while-

Few seconds later.

Spring and Star: Bye!!

Moon:.. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Hate: Making them confess to each other? Definitely.

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