JOLT "a rwby parody"

JOLT Chapter 8: Players and Pieces

Jace P.O.V.

Jace: WHY DID I LET YOU CONVINCE ME THAT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?

Liberty and I are on the back of a deathstalker that she named Bartholomew. I don't even want to think about what happened.

Liberty: BECAUSE IT'S FUN! WOO HOO!

Jace: WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THE BAIT FOR THIS THING?

Liberty: THAT'S FOR ME TO KNOW AND FOR YOU NOT TO WORRY ABOUT!

Flashback

Liberty: Hey follow me.

Jace: Oh KAAAYY.

She grabs me by the hand and leads me to a deathstalker.

Liberty: We're gonna ride that.

Jace: I'm sorry, what?

And she grabs me and hops on the deathstalker and uses a bait, where I'm not sure where she got, and the grimm takes off.

Back to present

Jace: ARE WE THERE YET? I'M GONNA BE SICK!

Liberty: NOPE, NOT YET!

Jace: AHH!

Liberty is laughing as we're riding the deathstalker as I'm holding on for dear life. Why didn't I learn how to ride a horse when my dad was alive?

Liberty: GET READY TO JUMP!

Jace: WHAT DO YOU MEAN JUMP?

Liberty: I MEAN JUMP!

I jump off of the deathstalker and land on the ground rolling to a stop. I look up and see that there's a crowd around me. And a person falling from the sky?

Jace: Can somebody remind me to never ride a horse in my life.

???: But aren't you a cowboy?

Jace: Who's asking?

???: The name's Yang. Nice to meet you.

She offers me her hand, and seeing that I'm shaking a little bit I accept the offer and take it. While standing up the person falling from the sky lands on me.

???: Oh, sorry about that. Here let me help you up.

The sky person helps me up and I dust myself off.

Yang: Ruby? Are you alright?

Ruby: Yeah, I'm fine.

She looks at me.

Ruby: Are you alright?

Jace: Yeah, I'll be fine. How was the fall?

Ruby: I'd rather not talk about it.

All of a sudden an ursa roars its way out of the forest. I ready myself only to see a pink dust of clouds behind it.

???: Yeehaw!

A girl is riding on the back of the ursa and falls off of it.

???: Aww. Its broken.

Another boy comes into view and looks wiped out.

???: Nora? Please... don't ever do that again.

He stands up only to see that she's gone. I look over to the temple to see she's looking at a white rook chess piece.

Nora: Ooooo...

She starts to sing and dance with the rook ending up on her head.

Nora: I'm queen of the castle! I'm queen of the castle!