(Some of these were stolen off of the Internet but otherwise I had really fun writing them!
Some of them are Grumbo-shippy ((as in, 1/2 of them)) so for anti-shippers I warned you)
Grian: When someone tells me not to do something, 9/10 times I'm still going to do it
Mumbo: Please, Grian, after all we've been through...
Grian: I'm sorry, Mumbo...it has to be done.
Mumbo:
Grian:
Mumbo:
Grian, placing down a plus four card: Uno.
Iskall: The floor is lava
Mumbo: *lies on floor*
Grian: Mumbo that's not how this works
Grian: *holding a pressure-released trigger* I'll do it, I'm crazy, I'll do it
Mumbo: Grian no—
Iskall: Grian Sahara no—
Grian: *tosses away trigger, which was fake* You guys are so gullible
Mumbo: Oh thank god
Grian: *holding button* Now for the real one
Mumbo and Iskall: nO—
Mumbo: Iskall you said this eraser makes mistakes go away
Iskall: ...yes
Mumbo: *rubbing eraser on Grian* IT'S NOT WORKING
Grian: Maybe I'm too big of a mistake
Grian: The food's too hot
Mumbo: *looks at Grian*
Grian: *blushes*
Iskall: ONE DINNER. I JUST WANT ONE DINNER.
Grian: I don't know what I'm doing, but I know I'm doing it really, REALLY well.
Iskall: Are you in love with Grian?
Mumbo: *sweats*...no
Iskall: Then why do you draw "MG" everywhere??
Mumbo: It stands for "moonlit gardens."
Grian: I'm not that bad at Redstone
Iskall: Lie of the decade
Grian: I'm not short
Iskall: Lie of the century
Grian: I'm not attracted to Mumbo
Iskall: Lie of the universe
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Hermitcraft Stuff - S6 Oneshots
FanfictionA collection of one-shots, AUs, songfics, and general stuff about Hermitcraft! This book circulates around the Architects mostly, since they were ones I watched the most through this season. Series written: -Infinity Portal Miniseries -Hermitgang -H...
