(Added some out of context quotes from the Discord server here too, I'm not sorry Alter-)
Cleo: Welcome to another episode of me losing braincells
Grian: I'm carrying the weight of my sins
Mumbo:
Mumbo: Grian that's an obsidian block
Joe, teaching Cleo how to drive: Okay, so you're driving and you see a cat walk into the street. What do you do?
Cleo: Hit the cat, obviously!
Joe:
Joe: No, you hit the brakes—
Cleo: I get jealous of my phone when it dies
Grian, jokingly: And remember, you're not allowed to fall in love with me.
Mumbo: Won't be a problem.
Mumbo, two days later in the middle of the night: THERE'S A PROBLEM—
Mumbo: Excuse me, why am I considered the responsible one?
Grian: Iskall once stuck his hand in a toaster that was still on because he wanted his toast that very second.
Iskall: Grian once ate ice cream with a knife because he wouldn't acknowledge it was his turn to do the dishes.
Scar: I almost crashed the car because I saw Jellie on the sidewalk.
Mumbo: I'll never question it again.
Cleo: We're screwed.
Joe: Now come on, the situation has to have SOME light. Stay positive!
Cleo: We're screwed! Yaaaaay!
Bdubs, out of nowhere: THE FLOOR IS HATING X!!!
Keralis: *latches onto the ceiling*
Xisuma: *faceplants onto the floor*
Everyone else simultaneously: X NO
Grian: Mumbo is choking and I need to dial 911, but the 9 button isn't working!
Iskall: Turn it upside down and use the 6!
Grian: Genius!
Mumbo: *stops choking momentarily* what the heck
Joe: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you have lost throughout your life.
Grian: Oh, wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Mumbo: My will to live! I haven't seen this in 15 years!
Scar: I knew I lost my potential somewhere.
Cub: Ah, mental stability, my old friend.
Joe: Guys, could you lighten up a little? Please?
Joe: There's seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Stress: Have everyone stand
False: Bring three more chairs
Scar: The best seven of the lot can sit down
Grian: Kill three
Grian: I'm gonna play a song for you right now
Grian: It's called "my life so far"
Grian: *takes a deep breath, plays a chord*
Grian: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Iskall: Bro, ask me how much I love Marvel.
Mumbo: Iskall, I don't have time for this right now-
Iskall: Please?
Mumbo: *sighs* Okay, Iskall, how much do you like Mar-
Iskall: Loki.
Mumbo:
Grian: *laughing in the background*
Ren: Pass the salt.
Doc: *yeets Cleo across the table*
Ren, half crying: CAN I MARRY MYSELF IN PEACE
Iskall: Never run away from Grumbo.
Grian: But always run away from me
Joe: More importantly-
Cleo: Murder
Cleo: Shatter my bones please
Scar: I'M SCARED OF HEIGHTS
Scar: AND GRIAN
Mumbo: SAME
Grian: Yay, people fear me
Mumbo: THE GRIAN BIT
Scar: AND EXISTING
Cub: KIT
Scar: NO
Cub: KAT
X: YES
Mumbo, saying no to Grian: You can't, not without my consent
Grian: Can you give your consent to give your consent?
Iskall: But you'd have to give consent to that.
Mumbo: Stop.
Iskall: Help I'm stuck on what to do
Grian: Let me take a stab!
Mumbo: WHO GAVE HIM A KNIFE
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Hermitcraft Stuff - S6 Oneshots
FanfictionA collection of one-shots, AUs, songfics, and general stuff about Hermitcraft! This book circulates around the Architects mostly, since they were ones I watched the most through this season. Series written: -Infinity Portal Miniseries -Hermitgang -H...
