(Half of these are conversations I actually had in real life by the way. My friend group is weird.)
Mumbo: I'm hungry
Grian: You want some of my golde—
Mumbo: *takes out piece of Redstone dust and eats it*
Grian:
Grian: Hey I want some
Mumbo: Grian would be the kind of person who when in a tornado would yell "JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL"
Iskall: Grian wouldn't wait for a tornado. He'd drive around finding one and yeet himself into it
Grian: Sounds great, where's the car
Iskall: You okay?
Mumbo: Don't ask stupid questions.
Joe: Name a way to be nice to others!
Cleo: Don't stab them
Joe: Setting the bar a bit low, but I'll allow it!
Cleo: You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what?
Stress: Look, we need to have a plan, agreed?
Iskall: Agreed
Stress: Okay, what do you think the plan should be?
Iskall: I don't care. I agreed. I did my part.
Cleo: At my funeral, there's going to be a closed casket, and then it'll be open to reveal that I'm not inside. Instead, they'll turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the Space Jam theme song is playing.
*later*
Cleo: Never mind. Joe says I can't do that.
Mumbo, handing Grian some flowers: Babe—happy one year
Grian:
Grian: I'm 26
Mumbo: What is the ONE thing I told you not to do?
Grian: Burn Sahara down
Mumbo: And what did you do??
Grian: Made you dinner!
Mumbo:
Grian: ...and burned Sahara down
Cleo: The best way to end an argument is by communicating clearly with the other person as most arguments are caused by miscommunication. The second best way to end an argument is to throw down TNT, light it, and leave immediately.
Mumbo: *opens first aid kit* WHY WOULD YOU FILL IT WITH CHEETOS???
Grian: *actively bleeding to death* I thought it was funny at the time
Doc, to Grian: What the fudge is up, Grian, no, what did you say dude, what the fudge, dude, step the fudge up—
Mumbo: I'm NOT breaking your finger for you!!!
Grian: But it's unbreakable
Mumbo: NO
Grian: Just pull it to the left—to the left, to the left, to the left
Mumbo, after every Sahara meeting: EVERYONE IN THIS GROUP SUCKS
Grian: If we replace water with paint, we'll become the paint-spitting squid from Splatoon
Grian: Sure, people will die
Grian: But only the strong will survive
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Hermitcraft Stuff - S6 Oneshots
FanfictionA collection of one-shots, AUs, songfics, and general stuff about Hermitcraft! This book circulates around the Architects mostly, since they were ones I watched the most through this season. Series written: -Infinity Portal Miniseries -Hermitgang -H...
