*Disclaimer! I do not own any of these references or songs or characters aside from Roxy! Enjoy!*
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Anakin: I've connected the dots!
Obi-wan: You didn't connect shit.
Anakin: I've connected them!
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Padme: All women are QUEENS!
Tarkin: If she breathes...she's a THOOOTTT!!!!!!!
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Rex: I should have left you on that street corner where I found you...
Roxy: BuTcHyA DiDn'T!!!
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The Chancellor: No off topic questions. Because I don't want to. No, no, permission denied. That's an off topic question, next. You have been stopped!
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Rex, filming Anakin and Obi-wan: Two bro's, chillin in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they're not gay!
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Roxy: *Looking at batteries* AA....AAA......AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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The 501st drunk off their asses: A potato flew around my room!
*SCREAMING*
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Barris: Hey I'm lesbian...
Ahsoka: I thought you were Mirialan?
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Wolffe, after a mission and being around the 501st or the 412th: I don't get no sleep cause of y'all, y'all ain't gonna sleep cause of me!! *Banging pans together*
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Kix: Hardcase, get on the speeder we're going to the vet.
Hardcase: Why? Is one of the dogs sick?
Kix: No, I'm just taking you in to get you put down cause I'm sick of your shit.
Hardcase: O-O NNNOOOOOOO
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Hardcase, in the ER after gluing himself to something again
Kix:...I can't decide whether you should live or die...
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Jesse: So I'm sitting there...BBQ sauce on my titties
Roxy: *Dying of laughter*
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Fives: I saw you hanging out with Cody the other day.
Echo: Fives! It's not what you think!
Fives: *Pulling out his gun* I won't hesitate, bitch!
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(I'm realizing halfway through this probably isn't very funny, is it? Oh well.)
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Ahsoka: Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does!
Anakin: *facepalm*
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Rex: Look at all those clankers...
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The 412th: Raindrops on roses, and whiskers on kittens!
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Star wars the clone wars one shots preferences and imagines
RandomA collections of one shots that will be days in the lives of and also ships (if your a nerd you will know) and readerxcharacter preferences and imagines hope you all enjoy!
