Everyone is seated in the crowd, the lights go dim, and suddenly, flames, sparks, fireworks and loud music all erupt at once! A figure walks onto the stage, a spotlight upon him...it is none other than.... CODY!!!!!!
Cody: *Jamming to guitar, jumping and dancing*
Yoda: *Shuts off power*
Cody: What the hell dude, it was my grand entrance for my epic return!!!
Yoda: *Hisses and runs*
Everyone: *Confused applause*
Cody: Okay, so since we just barely missed Saint Patrick's day, we're going to be making a roasted corned beef brisket, with a side of cabbage, carrots and potatoes. And my guests today are, I hope this isn't insensitive, but since it was St.Patty's day I figured our guests should either be green, or wear green all the time so let's welcome, General Luminara Unduli and Commander Gree!!!!!
*Applause*
Gree: I was paid to be here....
Luminara: Thanks for having me!!
Cody: Ok, so let's begin by rinsing the meat under cold water, that gets rid of some of the saltiness.
Rex: I wonder if we rinsed Roxy under cold water if she'd stop being salty...
Roxy: I will fucking deck you Rex
Cody: Then we put it in a large roasting pan, Gree would you do the honors while I go grab the veggies?
Gree: *Accidentally drps meat, blows it off and puts it back*
Luminara: Sometimes I don't know about you, Gree...
*Meat made loud thump*
Cody: What was that!?
Gree: Nothing!!!
Cody: Ok, Luminara let's cut some veggies and then we'll fry them up with some spices! Gree, put that meat in the oven but use the marinade I made.
Gree: *Does as told* *Opens oven, Yoda jumps out*
Yoda: It's time for my commercial!!!!!! Featuring the new location of Yoda farms!
Yoda: Located in, the bathroom. Now roll the commercial!
* Yoda walks into a field of wheat, "Do you want fresh vegetables? Then come on down to Yoda farms! Where everything is fresh! Except for the milk. Which comes from mmeeeeee!!!" *Yoda's feet start secreting milk* Yoda runs away into the sunset and promptly runs into his painted background knocking everything over*
Yoda: Now come on down! *Tears off clothes and jumps out window*
Everyone: *disturbed*
Rex: That was scarring
Obi-wan: Wait, which bathroom does he have???
Anakin: The men's on the east side
Obi-wan: Oh dear god
Ahsoka: I thought it was the women's!
Cody: He has every bathroom, now shut up!
Cody: Ok, vegetables are cut, now we fry them up with some salt, pepper, lemon zest, and paprika!
Gree: *Goes to cupboard, spills everything*
Cody: *Grabs biggest frying pan* You better run, pretty boy!!
Gree: *Books it outta there*
Luminara: Well that didn't last long...
Anakin and Obi-wan: *Take off clothes so they're in leotards again*
*Start aggressively twerking towards Cody*
Cody: Not again!!! *Hits them both with frying pan*
Anakin and Obi-wan run away.
Cody: Ok, so now that the vegetables are done, let's get the meat and put everything together.
Luminara: *Uses the force to get everything ready*
Cody: You should help me with this forever
Luminara: I have better things to do
Rex: Like what?
Luminara: I don't know, not be around you crackhead morons??
Ahsoka: That's fair.
Cody: Right, now that everything is ready, I'll cut the roast into pieces and then we'll try it! *Slices roast and then plates everything together*
Luminara: *Tests it first* OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING!!
Cody: Wait seriously? *Tries it* HOLY SHIT!! I'VE DONE IT I MADE A REAL MEAL WITHOUT SOMETHING STARTING ON FIRE!!!!!
Anakin and Obi-wan run in with flamethrowers: NO
Cody: Ah crap....
*Set burns down once again*
Rex: You knew it couldn't last forever, man.
Cody: Crying* The food was so good......
Ahsoka: Maybe next time something won't burn down! But don't count on it.
Yoda: *Runs in laughing like a psycho*
Cody: *PUNTS YODA INTO THE FLAMES*
*YODA SCREAMING IN PAIN*
Yoda: *Turns into dust*
Yoda: *Comes back to life again* YOU CAN'T KILL ME!!!!!!
Cody: Well, I guess this has been a slightly successful episode of...Cooking with Cody!!! *jazz hands of depression*
Rex: BYE!!!
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A/N: Ok, so I know we haven't done a Cooking with Cody in like...years but, enjoyyy!!!!
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