monday, the first of july, 2013
tokyo metropolitan gymnasium
for story purposes i moved nationals
to this time whoops
also thank you for 40k!!!
11:40am
meme machines the dream team
kurhoe: o shiddd (name)-chan
kurhoe: i see you
killerqueen: uh oh
killerqueen: i see the kitties
tendersalami: yeAH THE PUSSIES
killerqueen: SACCHAN
tendersalami: SORRY IT WAS A PERFECT OPPORTUNITY
tendersalami: LIKE THE TIME WHEN RASPBERRY-SENPAI HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO SAY 'IVE MCFALLEN' WHEN SHE FELL IN A MCDONALDS IN WASHINGTON
killerqueen: WHO IS RASPBERRY
tendersalami: nevermind
(true story. but we don't talk about that)
killerqueen: anyways
killerqueen: hello kuroo!!
kurhoe: hello (name)!!
kurhoe: oh and hi meg i know you're here
megumiyamagucci: No you don't.
megumiyamagucci: And please don't call me Meg.
kurhoe: no you're right i don't
kurhoe: you're right i'm sorry
tendersalami: is she really right tho??
kurhoe: shut up she has to be otherwise she'll murder me
kurhoe: off the court too
tendersalami: oh
tendersalami: don't worry kuroo i'll be your shield
kurhoe: now is not the time for suicide jokes tendou it's 2013 and nobody wants to die yet
kurhoe: blurred lines just came out. wrecking ball by miley cyrus has me feeling like a hoe. life is good.
tendersalami: don't forget about katy perry
kurhoe: we don't talk about katy perry tendou i am a hardcore taylor swift stan
killerqueen: i thought we were going to talk about nationals??
kurhoe: oh yeah.
kurhoe: how come they were moved to now??
killerqueen: story purposes.
killerqueen: i mean
killerqueen: they put the wrong date on the calendar and forgot to correct it
kurhoe: sounds logical
kurhoe: i'm in
tendersalami: and thus, we are here
tendersalami: about to take down nekoma.
The story so far:
- Shiratorizawa won the inter-high
prelims, and are now preparing to face
Nekoma in the third round.
- Tendou is now called Sacchan by (name).
Like Kacchan from MHA. But Sacchan.
- Also, his username is now tendersalami
again.
- I fell in a McDonalds in DC. The whole
room went 'oooh damn' and nobody said
a word for about ten seconds. I got up
laughing and everything was ok.
- Mary now follows (name) on Instagram.
She also goes out with Daishou Suguru.
Snek.
- Shiratorizawa have defeated two other
irrelevant schools.
- Kuroo is almost there with his romance
with Megumi - he's just a bit chicken.
Also, he still likes (name), so he's a tad
bit conflicted.
- (name) doesn't really know who she likes
anymore. This story has slowly turned
into some sort of harem.
- Tendou's hair sticks up now. Incase you
didn't know, it didn't stick up
beforehand.
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