Timid (Slight!Various x Demon!Reader) **REWRITE AVAILABLE**

The Red Light District

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"Got it? I am God! You are trash! First off, get that right into your skulls! Screw it in there!! If I tell you to become a dog. Become a dog. If I tell you to become a monkey. Become a monkey!! You will always humor me while stooping down and imploring me for favors! And do your best to flatter me! I'll say this one more time! I am God!"

We all stood there for a moment, looking at Uzui-San strikes a pose. Zenitsu had a look of despair on his face. Tanjiro suddenly raised his hand.

"What exactly do you rule over as a God?"

The look a despair on Zenitsu's face enhance with a mixture of disappointment as he gazed at Tanjiro.

"Nice question. I have high hopes for you. I'm the God who rules over flamboyance. The God of Festivities."

"I am king of the mountain. Nice to meet you, God of Festivities."  We all stared at Inosuke for a moment, Zenitsu's mouth dropping in disbelief.

"What are you talking about...you're disgusting." Uzui-san said.

I bit my lip, my shoulders shaking slightly as I tried to contain my giggles.

"The wisteria house is in the way to the flower district. (Aka. a euphemism for the red light district) We'll get prepared there." Uzui-san announced. "Follow me." He then turned around and...vanished.

"!!!!!"

"He's gone!"

"Whoa!! He's so far away! He looks as small as a sesame seed!"

"So this is the power of the God of Festivities!"

"No, that guy is the Pillar Uzui Tengen-san."

"After him! After him!" Zenitsu shouted. Thus, our long run to the Wisteria House.

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We reached the Wisteria House and settled down for the time being. Uzui-san was busy instructing people who lived in the Wisteria House while the rest of us eat snacks.

"Once we infiltrate the Red Light District, we first have to look for my wife. I'll be looking around for information on the demon as well."

Tanjiro sipped on some tea, Inosuke and I were busy eating, while Zenitsu deadpanned.

"This is unbelievable!" Zenitsu exclaimed.

"Huuuh?" Uzui-san replied with an irk mark.

"Please, just stop joking around! Don't use your subordinates to look for personal brides!"

"Huuuh? You're misunderstanding something!!"

"No I'm not. I'm just going to say it harshly, weird ass people like you will never be popular! However! You're telling us demon hunters that you want a bride!"

"You damn foool!! My wife infiltrated the Red Light District in order to collect information on the demon! Our regular contact was cut off, so now I'm going too!" Uzui-san shouted.

Zenitsu stood there for a moment, Tanjiro tugging on the end of his haori to try and make Zenitsu sit back down.

"That's all in your head there, right?"

"You shitty brat!! Here are all the letters she sent me via crow!" Uzui-san shouted, throwing a pack of letter at Zenitsu's face, effectively knocking Zenitsu down.

Tanjiro one piece of letter up. "There sure are a lot. Has your wife been in there for a long time?" Tanjiro ask.

"I have three wives." Uzui-san said nonchalantly.