Travis's thoughts + random stuff

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If I was a profession I'd be: None because I am big dummy
If I was a country I'd be: Australia because thats where I live duh
If I was a ocean or body of water I'd be: The pacific ocean, slowly dying.
If I was a piece of candy I'd be: Candy corn, because not a lot of people like it and can relate
If I was a famous building or piece of architecture I'd be: Fuck idk any
If I was a store I'd be: Retro gaming. Store i saw at the hospital and it was soo cool i wanna buy something from there but idk if i have the money
If I was a brand of shoe I'd be: Adidas because they cool
If I was a bad habit I'd be: Binge eating
If I was a swear word I'd be: cunt
If I was a ice cream flavor I'd be: cookies and cream mmmm
If I was a disease I'd be: THE PLAGUEEE
If I was a board game I'd be: Uno because it a good game (ik its a card game but same fuckin thing)
If I was a feeling I'd be: disappointment
If I was a president I'd be: not a good one tbh
If I was a war I'd be: ww3 it hasn't happened yet but it will soon, mark my words
If I was a city I'd be: none because i'd never be that popular
If I was a celebrity I'd be: god fucking dammit i wish i knew celebrities but imma pretend spongebob is one i'd be him because he lives a great life and i love him
If I was a brand of toothpaste I'd be: WHO KNOWS ANY KIND OF TOOTHPASTE OTHER THAN COLGATE
If I was a business I'd be: none because it would fail instantly
If I was a currency I'd be: a 5 cent coin, basically useless but can be used to buy those 5 cent candies at the milk bar which isnt that bad.
If I were a month, I'd be: january cause i was born in that month
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: monday cause thts just how i feel
If I were a time of day, I'd be: night time
If I were a planet, I'd be: uranus, hee hee funney word
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: Axolotl because why not
If I were a direction, I'd be: ONE DIRECTION-
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: Lamp
If I were a sin, I'd be: SLOTH
If I were a liquid, I'd be: cum
If I were a tree, I'd be: acacia wood from minecraft
If I were a bird, I'd be: barn o w l
If I were a tool, I'd be: the sharpest one in the shed
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: roses because it reminds me of ib
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: winter, cold and hot chocolate tIMMEMEMME
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: kazooo
If I were an animal, I'd be: Cat, rawr
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: bruh why would i want to be a veggie anyways i would be a cucumber
If I were a sound, I'd be: the sound of someone crying
If I were an element, I'd be: whichever one is the weakest
If I were a car, I'd be: honking 
If I were a song, I'd be: I'M NOT A LOOOOOSEEEEEEEEEEEER
If I were a book, I'd be: I don't read as ofgten as i used to and that makes me sad
If I were a food, I'd be: Lasagna 
If I were a material, I'd be: Sandpaper
If I were a taste, I'd be: gross as fuck
If I were a word, I'd be: cunt- wait i already said that uhhh. I'd be allantoid cause it s a funny word
If I were a body part, I'd be: pee pee
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: whichever one looks tghe most demented 
If I were a shape, I'd be a: round because fat
If I were a number, I'd be: 1, the loneliest number
If I were a band, I'd be: co shu nie because fuck yeah why wouldn't i be them
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: my fathers dad