Nothing But Mustard

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luanwows: Mustard? Why no ketchup?

Ellen: Not sure why, sis.

luanwows: *speaking to the jar of mustard* It's always about you, isn't it?

Ellen: A jar of mustard cannot talk.

luanwows: I bet it can! Say something!

Jar Of Mustard: Hello!

luanwows: You talked! *faints*

Jar Of Mustard: Was it something I said?

Ellen: She'll be okay.

Jar Of Mustard: Okay.


This story was written on Saturday, January 18th, 2020.

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